( rude, Steve has money and nice hair, he's gonna get a date 😤 being a choosy beggar about Catholic girls could never ever blow up in his face!! )
Would you give it a rest with this King Steve shit? Christ.
( and he could probably leave it there, since Billy is so goddamn annoying. unfortunately, Steve is only human. a teenage boy, which is the worst sort of human. talking about getting laid has lent itself to thinking about getting laid. it's a stupid, practically normal thing to think about. so why the fuck not? he'd shoot the shit about girls with Tommy all the time. it's not that weird to do it with Billy. )
Driving her home, that was the move. Gentlemanly, open the door, all that. Sometimes they'd ask if I wanted to sneak in when we got there, but usually we didn't even make it more than a couple blocks.
Hargrove, honestly, what the hell is wrong with you? Are you going dick deep in somebody's flower beds or what?
( if he picks on Billy a little first, detailing his past sexual escapades isn't strange at all! right? is that how that works? )
The car, genius. Backseat. Or front seat, if things are really moving. Chelsea Norton once leaned over me to move back the seat and straddled me after. Fuck, that was a good time.
( now that he's reminiscing, what is Chelsea up to? does she have a prom date? )
afraid of a little semi public sex, harrington? trust me. you find the right girl, she'll be dripping down her leg.
[ Oh wow. The seat-move move. That's pretty hot, not that Billy would say so too earnestly. ]
hey, what wouldn't someone do to fuck in a beamer? [ Only a little fucking weird to say, Billy thinks, thoughts on buttery leather, German engineering, and — fuck. Does it have heated seating? ]
Cars are semi public, last time I checked. But if I find a girl that gets really hot for destroying flowerbeds, you'll be the first to know.
( not because they're gonna make a habit of sharing their sexual endeavors, only because it'll be so bizarre. definitely a "I only have two nickels but it's still weird it happened twice" situation.
and speaking of questions that definitely aren't weird: )I don't know, Hargrove, what would someone do to fuck in a BMW? Seems like you've been thinking about it.
fucking in a car is vanilla, man. but sure, if you cant handle her, send her my way.
i guess they'd put up with you. [ It's not weird. It's not weird! He means the girls must put up with him. It's just a hot car. Different than the Camaro, a different kind of luxury. ] did you pick the interior or is it off the line?
What's so wrong with vanilla anyhow? Everybody likes vanilla. And everybody likes car sex. I'm pretty sure you're the only guy in Hawkins that wants to plow a girl into an old lady's hydrangeas.
More to it than a nice ride but you'd know a sweet car helps, huh. ( how many girls has Billy gotten just based on getting a spin in the Camaro alone? having met Billy, Steve is guessing a lot. ) Leather isn't standard, man. C'mon.
sure everyone likes it. and everyone gets bored by it. you want a vanilla scoop every day, or do you want one with chocolate syrup and i dont know. pretzels and shit
i mean i'd take the beach over hydrangeas but whatever.
yeah. sure. what wouldn't someone do to fuck in a camaro? fancy. are the seats heated?
I think if you can get vanilla every day you should stop your goddamn bitching if there's no pretzels with it. ( did this analogy get away from him somewhere? thinking emoji )
You ever fool around on the beach? That a California right of passage or something? Sounds nice, I guess, if you don't think about all the sand and seaweed and shit.
i touch a nerve? someone doesnt get enough ice cream.
seaweeds in the water jackass. there's technique. you learn. its good. [ Really good. And now he feels nostalgic for sidling up to someone in the dark on the beach with the ocean in your ear... Weird to feel nostalgic while talking about sex with your not-friend Steve Harrington. ]
Yeah, fuck you. ( nice comeback Steve... the point is he's been feeling how little ice cream he gets lately. he misses having ice cream all the time! now he's gotta go out and try new flavors??? he doesn't want pretzels and chocolate sauce, he wants vanilla! yeah this analogy got away from him. )
It gets on the beach too, dipshit. The tide? I'm not a complete midwest idiot, I've been to the ocean. ( not of an age to get some on the beach, however. it sounds nice, if only because Steve is a romantic and the idea lends itself to sunsets and hand holding. he spares Billy these details, for some reason. )
Ugh. Stop thinking about it. ( is that a thing you can do? disallow someone having impure thoughts about ur heated seats? )
I'm working on it, remember? The sundae turned out to be a practicing catholic.
( fuck, billy is wearing off on him, now 😩 also, why is it Billy Hargrove, the guy without a single chill bone in his body, is always telling Steve to relax?? pot calling the kettle a little high strung. steve is IGNORING that sex on the beach advice in lieu of...
the joke? about being horny for heated seats. or whatever the hell the implication is supposed to be there. whatever. after opening a conversation with it's me, don't cream your pants, there's nowhere to go but down between these two. )
You're a creep, you know that? See if I give you a ride again, if you get hot and bothered thinking about heated seats.
Sounds way too complicated for a first and last date.
( catholic girls that have to pray for forgiveness after or want to go steady or cry about broken promises and rings they can't wear anymore just sounds too complicated. Steve figures he's got enough complicated in his life, he'd like getting laid on prom night to be relatively simple.
man, Billy really is wearing off on him. clearly, since they're still having this conversation. )
No. Unless you want me to think of how I'd defile your Camaro, huh?
Don't remember. Sort of preoccupied at the time. But if I have the chance to try it, I'll let you know how it goes.
[ He keeps it pretty pristine, save for the gym bag and tapes that get tossed around. But no girl's gonna want to spread her legs or ride him in his back seat if it smells like the last one. ]
big man. bet you were real distracted. don't burn your ass off, harrington
( on one hand: gross. on the other hand, unfortunately Steve can buy it, because he's not too proud to admit the Camaro is a hot little number. girls must go crazy over it. yup. girls. girls are known to care lots about cars. that's a girl thing, for sure. )
I'd call you an animal, but at least you clean up after yourself. What the hell are you doing that's staining the seats, anyhow?
( it's fine to inquire about Billy's sex stains, right? it's from a place of concern, not a wandering imagination. )
Real cute of you to worry about my ass, Hargrove. I'll sure be real careful.
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Date: 2022-10-27 02:41 pm (UTC)ok king steve. what happens post game?
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Date: 2022-10-29 02:30 am (UTC)You got an imagination, don't you? If you're a halfway decent date I think your night will resolve itself.
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Date: 2022-10-29 05:23 am (UTC)nah, give me a hand, harrington. [ Bad phrasing. ]
what's the king steve treatment?
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Date: 2022-10-31 05:30 am (UTC)Would you give it a rest with this King Steve shit? Christ.
( and he could probably leave it there, since Billy is so goddamn annoying. unfortunately, Steve is only human. a teenage boy, which is the worst sort of human. talking about getting laid has lent itself to thinking about getting laid. it's a stupid, practically normal thing to think about. so why the fuck not? he'd shoot the shit about girls with Tommy all the time. it's not that weird to do it with Billy. )
Driving her home, that was the move. Gentlemanly, open the door, all that. Sometimes they'd ask if I wanted to sneak in when we got there, but usually we didn't even make it more than a couple blocks.
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Date: 2022-11-05 05:14 pm (UTC)[ :)
Hey, this is normal guy shit. Totally normal. It's like talking about the weather. Or sports stats. ]
oh, jesus. a real prince charming.
a couple blocks... you mean you fuck in your car or in the bushes outside her house?
lmao i changed my keywords and he's so smilely about that pissy horny comment now
Date: 2022-11-06 12:13 am (UTC)( if he picks on Billy a little first, detailing his past sexual escapades isn't strange at all! right? is that how that works? )
The car, genius. Backseat. Or front seat, if things are really moving. Chelsea Norton once leaned over me to move back the seat and straddled me after. Fuck, that was a good time.
( now that he's reminiscing, what is Chelsea up to? does she have a prom date? )
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Date: 2022-11-08 08:20 pm (UTC)trust me. you find the right girl, she'll be dripping down her leg.
[ Oh wow. The seat-move move. That's pretty hot, not that Billy would say so too earnestly. ]
hey, what wouldn't someone do to fuck in a beamer?
[ Only a little fucking weird to say, Billy thinks, thoughts on buttery leather, German engineering, and — fuck. Does it have heated seating? ]
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Date: 2022-11-11 12:09 am (UTC)( not because they're gonna make a habit of sharing their sexual endeavors, only because it'll be so bizarre. definitely a "I only have two nickels but it's still weird it happened twice" situation.
and speaking of questions that definitely aren't weird: ) I don't know, Hargrove, what would someone do to fuck in a BMW? Seems like you've been thinking about it.
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Date: 2022-11-11 04:38 pm (UTC)but sure, if you cant handle her, send her my way.
i guess they'd put up with you.
[ It's not weird. It's not weird! He means the girls must put up with him. It's just a hot car. Different than the Camaro, a different kind of luxury. ]
did you pick the interior or is it off the line?
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Date: 2022-11-11 06:01 pm (UTC)More to it than a nice ride but you'd know a sweet car helps, huh. ( how many girls has Billy gotten just based on getting a spin in the Camaro alone? having met Billy, Steve is guessing a lot. ) Leather isn't standard, man. C'mon.
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Date: 2022-11-11 09:04 pm (UTC)i dont know. pretzels and shit
i mean i'd take the beach over hydrangeas but whatever.
yeah. sure. what wouldn't someone do to fuck in a camaro?
fancy.
are the seats heated?
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Date: 2022-11-11 10:15 pm (UTC)You ever fool around on the beach? That a California right of passage or something? Sounds nice, I guess, if you don't think about all the sand and seaweed and shit.
Front and passenger, anyway. Why?
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Date: 2022-11-11 11:32 pm (UTC)someone doesnt get enough ice cream.
seaweeds in the water jackass.
there's technique. you learn.
its good. [ Really good. And now he feels nostalgic for sidling up to someone in the dark on the beach with the ocean in your ear... Weird to feel nostalgic while talking about sex with your not-friend Steve Harrington. ]
cool.
just thinking about it
:)
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Date: 2022-11-11 11:48 pm (UTC)It gets on the beach too, dipshit. The tide? I'm not a complete midwest idiot, I've been to the ocean. ( not of an age to get some on the beach, however. it sounds nice, if only because Steve is a romantic and the idea lends itself to sunsets and hand holding. he spares Billy these details, for some reason. )
Ugh. Stop thinking about it. ( is that a thing you can do? disallow someone having impure thoughts about ur heated seats? )
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Date: 2022-11-12 12:45 am (UTC)get yourself a sundae, harrington
jesus, you’re not going to get seaweed in your asscrack
bring a towel. relax. make sure it’s not too windy. bingo.
no.
:)
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Date: 2022-11-12 02:33 am (UTC)( fuck, billy is wearing off on him, now 😩 also, why is it Billy Hargrove, the guy without a single chill bone in his body, is always telling Steve to relax?? pot calling the kettle a little high strung. steve is IGNORING that sex on the beach advice in lieu of...
the joke? about being horny for heated seats. or whatever the hell the implication is supposed to be there. whatever. after opening a conversation with it's me, don't cream your pants, there's nowhere to go but down between these two. )
You're a creep, you know that? See if I give you a ride again, if you get hot and bothered thinking about heated seats.
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Date: 2022-11-12 04:23 am (UTC)no problem
[ The St. Christopher around his neck says he ‘might’ know what he’s talking about. ]
what? I can’t think about it?
did you have the seat on when what’s her name set back your seat and climbed on top?
I wouldve
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Date: 2022-11-27 04:24 am (UTC)( catholic girls that have to pray for forgiveness after or want to go steady or cry about broken promises and rings they can't wear anymore just sounds too complicated. Steve figures he's got enough complicated in his life, he'd like getting laid on prom night to be relatively simple.
man, Billy really is wearing off on him. clearly, since they're still having this conversation. )
No. Unless you want me to think of how I'd defile your Camaro, huh?
Don't remember. Sort of preoccupied at the time. But if I have the chance to try it, I'll let you know how it goes.
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Date: 2022-11-28 04:33 pm (UTC)[ He keeps it pretty pristine, save for the gym bag and tapes that get tossed around. But no girl's gonna want to spread her legs or ride him in his back seat if it smells like the last one. ]
big man. bet you were real distracted.
don't burn your ass off, harrington
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Date: 2022-11-29 02:10 am (UTC)I'd call you an animal, but at least you clean up after yourself. What the hell are you doing that's staining the seats, anyhow?
( it's fine to inquire about Billy's sex stains, right? it's from a place of concern, not a wandering imagination. )
Real cute of you to worry about my ass, Hargrove. I'll sure be real careful.
totally normal guy stuff. this isn't flirting.
Date: 2022-11-30 06:49 pm (UTC)harrington
when a man and a woman like each other an awful lot she might get real wet
they might even work up a sweat
not familiar?
once again I'm begging someone to teach both of them what flirting is
Date: 2022-12-01 05:23 am (UTC)( is it suspect at all that's where his mind went first? )
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Date: 2022-12-01 09:08 pm (UTC)christ
i know my car's hot but i dont think i can trust you around her harrington.
she's a lady
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Date: 2022-12-03 03:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-12-03 06:31 pm (UTC)I don't think you can handle her.
She likes it fast.
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