( on one hand: gross. on the other hand, unfortunately Steve can buy it, because he's not too proud to admit the Camaro is a hot little number. girls must go crazy over it. yup. girls. girls are known to care lots about cars. that's a girl thing, for sure. )
I'd call you an animal, but at least you clean up after yourself. What the hell are you doing that's staining the seats, anyhow?
( it's fine to inquire about Billy's sex stains, right? it's from a place of concern, not a wandering imagination. )
Real cute of you to worry about my ass, Hargrove. I'll sure be real careful.
Edited (because I wanted to ) Date: 2022-11-29 02:11 am (UTC)
Seems to me like you're the boring one, 90 miles per hour or nothing. Vanilla is pretty nice after a spending too much time with a jackhammer, asshole.
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Date: 2022-11-29 02:10 am (UTC)I'd call you an animal, but at least you clean up after yourself. What the hell are you doing that's staining the seats, anyhow?
( it's fine to inquire about Billy's sex stains, right? it's from a place of concern, not a wandering imagination. )
Real cute of you to worry about my ass, Hargrove. I'll sure be real careful.
totally normal guy stuff. this isn't flirting.
Date: 2022-11-30 06:49 pm (UTC)harrington
when a man and a woman like each other an awful lot she might get real wet
they might even work up a sweat
not familiar?
once again I'm begging someone to teach both of them what flirting is
Date: 2022-12-01 05:23 am (UTC)( is it suspect at all that's where his mind went first? )
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Date: 2022-12-01 09:08 pm (UTC)christ
i know my car's hot but i dont think i can trust you around her harrington.
she's a lady
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Date: 2022-12-03 03:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-12-03 06:31 pm (UTC)I don't think you can handle her.
She likes it fast.
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Date: 2022-12-03 07:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-12-04 04:56 am (UTC)why do you keep trying to tell me you like it vanilla?
i get it, youre boring.
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Date: 2022-12-04 05:13 am (UTC)Seems to me like you're the boring one, 90 miles per hour or nothing. Vanilla is pretty nice after a spending too much time with a jackhammer, asshole.
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Date: 2022-12-04 06:20 pm (UTC)hows the hunt for a date going again?
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Date: 2022-12-04 07:25 pm (UTC)But you raise a good point, I'm not exactly finding a date feeling sorry for all of yours.
( 😇 )
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Date: 2022-12-04 08:21 pm (UTC)haven't gotten a complaint yet. just referrals.
good luck, harrington.
dont be afraid to hit the gas every now and then
;)