Sounds way too complicated for a first and last date.
( catholic girls that have to pray for forgiveness after or want to go steady or cry about broken promises and rings they can't wear anymore just sounds too complicated. Steve figures he's got enough complicated in his life, he'd like getting laid on prom night to be relatively simple.
man, Billy really is wearing off on him. clearly, since they're still having this conversation. )
No. Unless you want me to think of how I'd defile your Camaro, huh?
Don't remember. Sort of preoccupied at the time. But if I have the chance to try it, I'll let you know how it goes.
[ He keeps it pretty pristine, save for the gym bag and tapes that get tossed around. But no girl's gonna want to spread her legs or ride him in his back seat if it smells like the last one. ]
big man. bet you were real distracted. don't burn your ass off, harrington
( on one hand: gross. on the other hand, unfortunately Steve can buy it, because he's not too proud to admit the Camaro is a hot little number. girls must go crazy over it. yup. girls. girls are known to care lots about cars. that's a girl thing, for sure. )
I'd call you an animal, but at least you clean up after yourself. What the hell are you doing that's staining the seats, anyhow?
( it's fine to inquire about Billy's sex stains, right? it's from a place of concern, not a wandering imagination. )
Real cute of you to worry about my ass, Hargrove. I'll sure be real careful.
Edited (because I wanted to ) Date: 2022-11-29 02:11 am (UTC)
Seems to me like you're the boring one, 90 miles per hour or nothing. Vanilla is pretty nice after a spending too much time with a jackhammer, asshole.
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Date: 2022-11-27 04:24 am (UTC)( catholic girls that have to pray for forgiveness after or want to go steady or cry about broken promises and rings they can't wear anymore just sounds too complicated. Steve figures he's got enough complicated in his life, he'd like getting laid on prom night to be relatively simple.
man, Billy really is wearing off on him. clearly, since they're still having this conversation. )
No. Unless you want me to think of how I'd defile your Camaro, huh?
Don't remember. Sort of preoccupied at the time. But if I have the chance to try it, I'll let you know how it goes.
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Date: 2022-11-28 04:33 pm (UTC)[ He keeps it pretty pristine, save for the gym bag and tapes that get tossed around. But no girl's gonna want to spread her legs or ride him in his back seat if it smells like the last one. ]
big man. bet you were real distracted.
don't burn your ass off, harrington
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Date: 2022-11-29 02:10 am (UTC)I'd call you an animal, but at least you clean up after yourself. What the hell are you doing that's staining the seats, anyhow?
( it's fine to inquire about Billy's sex stains, right? it's from a place of concern, not a wandering imagination. )
Real cute of you to worry about my ass, Hargrove. I'll sure be real careful.
totally normal guy stuff. this isn't flirting.
Date: 2022-11-30 06:49 pm (UTC)harrington
when a man and a woman like each other an awful lot she might get real wet
they might even work up a sweat
not familiar?
once again I'm begging someone to teach both of them what flirting is
Date: 2022-12-01 05:23 am (UTC)( is it suspect at all that's where his mind went first? )
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Date: 2022-12-01 09:08 pm (UTC)christ
i know my car's hot but i dont think i can trust you around her harrington.
she's a lady
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Date: 2022-12-03 03:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-12-03 06:31 pm (UTC)I don't think you can handle her.
She likes it fast.
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Date: 2022-12-03 07:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-12-04 04:56 am (UTC)why do you keep trying to tell me you like it vanilla?
i get it, youre boring.
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Date: 2022-12-04 05:13 am (UTC)Seems to me like you're the boring one, 90 miles per hour or nothing. Vanilla is pretty nice after a spending too much time with a jackhammer, asshole.
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Date: 2022-12-04 06:20 pm (UTC)hows the hunt for a date going again?
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Date: 2022-12-04 07:25 pm (UTC)But you raise a good point, I'm not exactly finding a date feeling sorry for all of yours.
( 😇 )
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Date: 2022-12-04 08:21 pm (UTC)haven't gotten a complaint yet. just referrals.
good luck, harrington.
dont be afraid to hit the gas every now and then
;)