( Steve has been bruised for all sorts of unfun reasons. it feels strangely liberating to be bruised because he got wild with his bestie. the bruise is sizeable but that's not the impressive part. it is bizarrely and adorably dinosaur shaped, in Steve's humble opinion. )
Looks like a stegosaurus, right??? What the hell. How'd that happen? It's almost cute.
[ there is something comforting about this conversation about normally-attained bruises, which is probably something they should discuss with someone if therapy outside of guidance counselors were a thing that existed in places like Hawkins in the 80s but they've got each other, it'll be fine ]
huh, it does look like a stegosaurus. this is officially the coolest bruise you've ever had you should name it Steginald
Actually, I completely agree, it is definitely malevolent. I'm not so sure it's sneaky, though. But we can tie bells to it if that would make you feel better.
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Date: 2022-09-07 03:03 am (UTC)( he's done his time. He's been a good bestie. it is her turn to do the same, she should be grateful it won't take three hours. )
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Date: 2022-09-07 03:53 am (UTC)show me the bruise
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Date: 2022-09-07 09:37 pm (UTC)Looks like a stegosaurus, right??? What the hell. How'd that happen? It's almost cute.
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Date: 2022-09-08 12:05 am (UTC)but they've got each other, it'll be fine ]
huh, it does look like a stegosaurus. this is officially the coolest bruise you've ever had
you should name it Steginald
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Date: 2022-09-08 01:34 am (UTC)I don't think my bruise needs a name, no matter how adorable. Steginald is a great name, though. Fancy.
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Date: 2022-09-08 02:43 am (UTC)Which is why this one gets a non shitty name
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Date: 2022-09-09 03:28 am (UTC)And then this one, but it's not like I meant to whack the return cart that hard. It snuck up on me.
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Date: 2022-09-09 02:48 pm (UTC)the return cart snuck up on you?
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Date: 2022-09-09 04:28 pm (UTC)Yeah. That thing is malevolent. Don't tell me it's not. It's nowhere and then it's right where your shin was trying to go. It's out for blood.
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Date: 2022-09-11 02:08 am (UTC)Until it starts jingling on its own, because then we'll know it's sentient.
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Date: 2022-09-11 02:42 am (UTC)Chances are good it'll still be rolling into peoples shins long after we're gone.
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Date: 2022-09-11 03:07 am (UTC)I wouldn't bet against us.
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Date: 2022-09-11 03:20 am (UTC)A haunted return cart doesn't stand a chance.
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Date: 2022-09-11 03:32 am (UTC)do you think it's haunted or cursed?
[ start the countdown til Robin tries to trap the thing in a circle of salt ]
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