[ there is something comforting about this conversation about normally-attained bruises, which is probably something they should discuss with someone if therapy outside of guidance counselors were a thing that existed in places like Hawkins in the 80s but they've got each other, it'll be fine ]
huh, it does look like a stegosaurus. this is officially the coolest bruise you've ever had you should name it Steginald
Actually, I completely agree, it is definitely malevolent. I'm not so sure it's sneaky, though. But we can tie bells to it if that would make you feel better.
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Date: 2022-09-08 12:05 am (UTC)but they've got each other, it'll be fine ]
huh, it does look like a stegosaurus. this is officially the coolest bruise you've ever had
you should name it Steginald
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Date: 2022-09-08 01:34 am (UTC)I don't think my bruise needs a name, no matter how adorable. Steginald is a great name, though. Fancy.
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Date: 2022-09-08 02:43 am (UTC)Which is why this one gets a non shitty name
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Date: 2022-09-09 03:28 am (UTC)And then this one, but it's not like I meant to whack the return cart that hard. It snuck up on me.
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Date: 2022-09-09 02:48 pm (UTC)the return cart snuck up on you?
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Date: 2022-09-09 04:28 pm (UTC)Yeah. That thing is malevolent. Don't tell me it's not. It's nowhere and then it's right where your shin was trying to go. It's out for blood.
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Date: 2022-09-11 02:08 am (UTC)Until it starts jingling on its own, because then we'll know it's sentient.
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Date: 2022-09-11 02:42 am (UTC)Chances are good it'll still be rolling into peoples shins long after we're gone.
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Date: 2022-09-11 03:07 am (UTC)I wouldn't bet against us.
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Date: 2022-09-11 03:20 am (UTC)A haunted return cart doesn't stand a chance.
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Date: 2022-09-11 03:32 am (UTC)do you think it's haunted or cursed?
[ start the countdown til Robin tries to trap the thing in a circle of salt ]
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