I'm not uptight about cheese. You're just an asshole.
Rest assured you and your edgy stance on fondue is noted. If it makes you feel better I wasn't trying to eat cheese off of you, anyway, I should have said that earlier but the overbearing douche vibes distracted me.
Sure, but I'm right about the fucking cheese. It's amazing you can't even tell the douche vibes are coming from you, but whatever. Why the fuck did you send me that if you weren't after it?
Why the fuck do you all assume we're not eating? It's always chocolate and whipped cream because it's not vomit inducing to think of licking liquid cheese off a woman's boobs, dipshit.
I assume you're not eating because we're not eating because everything has goddamn eyeballs and fingers and shit in it. So you guys get real food? What the fuck.
I don't know, don't knock it if you try it. And if it doesn't work it's funny, so I feel like that's still a half win.
I'm setting aside your completely moronic views on cheese for more important matters. You only get the shit with eyeballs and dismembered body parts? Really? Not even like, rice and beans or shit?
Sometimes? Usually it's moldy or bad or gross stuff nobody wants.
We don't have to eat here anyway so I'm not sure why it sends food at all. Besides getting to eat our bad mood when we find another can of creamed lima beans.
Sure, we don't technically need to eat, but sucks to be you, dude. Pretty sure it is the Entity just fucking with us all, anyway. Why else would it let those psychos keep chowing down on human?
So you guys get not shitty food? What the fuck, why? Shouldn't it want you to be miserable, too?
Because watching other people get eaten is fucking horrifying, you think? I get a lot more upset about cannibalism than you get about cheese, and trust me I know that's saying something.
I'd say the food just makes it worse in other ways, but I'm sure you'd say that's bullshit.
Isn't that what I just said? It lets those fucks eat just so we're always thinking about it. Gotta make sure we don't forget that there's some asshole who'll literally bite your face off out there.
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Date: 2022-11-07 04:08 am (UTC)How the hell do I not know what I'm talking about?
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Date: 2022-11-09 06:46 pm (UTC)Why are you so fucking uptight about shitty melted cheese?
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Date: 2022-11-09 11:29 pm (UTC)Rest assured you and your edgy stance on fondue is noted. If it makes you feel better I wasn't trying to eat cheese off of you, anyway, I should have said that earlier but the overbearing douche vibes distracted me.
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Date: 2022-11-12 04:16 am (UTC)It's amazing you can't even tell the douche vibes are coming from you, but whatever. Why the fuck did you send me that if you weren't after it?
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Date: 2022-11-27 03:57 am (UTC)( steve that means u still sincerely sent a line about eating cheese off someone ... but okay )
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Date: 2022-11-27 05:40 pm (UTC)So you wanted to eat cheese off someone else.
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Date: 2022-11-27 11:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-11-28 01:04 am (UTC)It's always chocolate and whipped cream because it's not vomit inducing to think of licking liquid cheese off a woman's boobs, dipshit.
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Date: 2022-11-28 01:24 am (UTC)I don't know, don't knock it if you try it. And if it doesn't work it's funny, so I feel like that's still a half win.
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Date: 2022-11-28 02:31 am (UTC)You only get the shit with eyeballs and dismembered body parts? Really?
Not even like, rice and beans or shit?
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Date: 2022-11-28 02:39 am (UTC)We don't have to eat here anyway so I'm not sure why it sends food at all. Besides getting to eat our bad mood when we find another can of creamed lima beans.
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Date: 2022-11-29 01:28 am (UTC)Because watching other people get eaten is fucking horrifying, you think? I get a lot more upset about cannibalism than you get about cheese, and trust me I know that's saying something.
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Date: 2022-11-29 01:56 pm (UTC)Isn't that what I just said? It lets those fucks eat just so we're always thinking about it. Gotta make sure we don't forget that there's some asshole who'll literally bite your face off out there.
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Date: 2022-11-29 07:49 pm (UTC)Fine, I guess a broken clock can be right twice a day. Cannibalism is fucked, glad you managed to pin that one down.
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Date: 2022-11-30 04:55 am (UTC)Just like that one :)
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