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[deepwound]

I'm setting aside your completely moronic views on cheese for more important matters.
You only get the shit with eyeballs and dismembered body parts? Really?
Not even like, rice and beans or shit?

[babysitters]

Sometimes? Usually it's moldy or bad or gross stuff nobody wants.

We don't have to eat here anyway so I'm not sure why it sends food at all. Besides getting to eat our bad mood when we find another can of creamed lima beans.

[deepwound]

Sure, we don't technically need to eat, but sucks to be you, dude. Pretty sure it is the Entity just fucking with us all, anyway. Why else would it let those psychos keep chowing down on human?

[babysitters]

So you guys get not shitty food? What the fuck, why? Shouldn't it want you to be miserable, too?

Because watching other people get eaten is fucking horrifying, you think? I get a lot more upset about cannibalism than you get about cheese, and trust me I know that's saying something.

[deepwound]

I'd say the food just makes it worse in other ways, but I'm sure you'd say that's bullshit.

Isn't that what I just said? It lets those fucks eat just so we're always thinking about it. Gotta make sure we don't forget that there's some asshole who'll literally bite your face off out there.

[babysitters]

Makes it worse how, then. Enlighten me.

Fine, I guess a broken clock can be right twice a day. Cannibalism is fucked, glad you managed to pin that one down.

[deepwound]

Nah, don't feel like getting a sanctimonious lecture today.
Just like that one :)

[babysitters]

That's cool, as long as you know you totally seem like you're full of shit right now.

[deepwound]

You mean like what's coming out of your mouth?

[babysitters]

Your insults ever get better than "no, you"?

[deepwound]

No, you.

[babysitters]

So, no then. Got it.