LOOK! Watching that was research for the impending zombie girls that are trying to eat you alive.
If it wasn't your date, I'd be way more concerned. Did you know the human mouth has like WAY more bacteria than most species? You could get SUPER infected or catch a crazy disease from it.
Adding the freshmaker to the mix isn't going make less bacteria, Steve, but I value your advice on minty makeouts. A mentos would be less gross than gum.
It's like a reminder. You can't walk around with a hickey and not end up thinking about how you got it. Except today, apparently, I really don't remember Kelly biting me.
I do know, because it has happened for me and I promise I'm not thinking about mouth germs. But fine, maybe I'm wrong, maybe girl brains keep running a mile a minute in the middle of a makeout. I'm betting they don't, though.
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Date: 2022-10-01 11:08 pm (UTC)What I'm getting from this is it was my date? C'mon, she wasn't that bad. Really good bite strength, apparently.
Re: godownon.
Date: 2022-10-02 03:57 pm (UTC)If it wasn't your date, I'd be way more concerned. Did you know the human mouth has like WAY more bacteria than most species? You could get SUPER infected or catch a crazy disease from it.
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Date: 2022-10-02 04:00 pm (UTC)I'll be fine. And you've got to get a better opinion of the human mouth if you're gonna get anywhere with girls.
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Date: 2022-10-02 04:04 pm (UTC)[ oh no we're back on the rabies... ]
Okay YES. I do. But also I'm not having them puncture my skin!
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Date: 2022-10-02 04:08 pm (UTC)Start carrying around mentos. That could be a real move, you know. And then your makeouts will be all mint-y.
( mentos don't exactly kill bacteria steven but love the wingman energy )
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Date: 2022-10-02 06:39 pm (UTC)Adding the freshmaker to the mix isn't going make less bacteria, Steve, but I value your advice on minty makeouts. A mentos would be less gross than gum.
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Date: 2022-10-02 06:49 pm (UTC)If you're having minty makeouts with a girl I promise you that you won't be thinking about her mouth germs. And what's wrong with sharing gum?
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Date: 2022-10-03 07:36 pm (UTC)You don't know! It's never happened! My mind might be stuck there! It's gross and going to lose its flavor faster.
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Date: 2022-10-03 08:42 pm (UTC)I do know, because it has happened for me and I promise I'm not thinking about mouth germs. But fine, maybe I'm wrong, maybe girl brains keep running a mile a minute in the middle of a makeout. I'm betting they don't, though.