Adding the freshmaker to the mix isn't going make less bacteria, Steve, but I value your advice on minty makeouts. A mentos would be less gross than gum.
It's like a reminder. You can't walk around with a hickey and not end up thinking about how you got it. Except today, apparently, I really don't remember Kelly biting me.
I do know, because it has happened for me and I promise I'm not thinking about mouth germs. But fine, maybe I'm wrong, maybe girl brains keep running a mile a minute in the middle of a makeout. I'm betting they don't, though.
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Date: 2022-10-02 04:00 pm (UTC)I'll be fine. And you've got to get a better opinion of the human mouth if you're gonna get anywhere with girls.
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Date: 2022-10-02 04:04 pm (UTC)[ oh no we're back on the rabies... ]
Okay YES. I do. But also I'm not having them puncture my skin!
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Date: 2022-10-02 04:08 pm (UTC)Start carrying around mentos. That could be a real move, you know. And then your makeouts will be all mint-y.
( mentos don't exactly kill bacteria steven but love the wingman energy )
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Date: 2022-10-02 06:39 pm (UTC)Adding the freshmaker to the mix isn't going make less bacteria, Steve, but I value your advice on minty makeouts. A mentos would be less gross than gum.
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Date: 2022-10-02 06:49 pm (UTC)If you're having minty makeouts with a girl I promise you that you won't be thinking about her mouth germs. And what's wrong with sharing gum?
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Date: 2022-10-03 07:36 pm (UTC)You don't know! It's never happened! My mind might be stuck there! It's gross and going to lose its flavor faster.
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Date: 2022-10-03 08:42 pm (UTC)I do know, because it has happened for me and I promise I'm not thinking about mouth germs. But fine, maybe I'm wrong, maybe girl brains keep running a mile a minute in the middle of a makeout. I'm betting they don't, though.