Okay, dad, geez. ( they'll have a serious talk about his future and where the hell he's gonna live at some point, scouts honor. even though it's not exactly Eddie's problem, somebody to nod and make sympathetic noises as he hashes out what the hell he's gonna do doesn't sound horrible. )
We both know I have beer. You're not driving into a ditch because you're too fixated on cheese and frog people, either, I can pick you up. ( Steve isn't sure he has hot dog things but he can equally buy the fixings, without buying half the snack aisle because he's blazed out of his mind.
...and as hilarious as the mental image of taking a toked Eddie Munson to Big Buy is, he really shouldn't. )
I'm a great driver, Steve. My driving record is actually very clean!
But fine. If you insist, I'll take a ride in a fancy carriage. [ the beamer is kinda of luxury compared to eddie's van, after all. and who is he to say no if it seems like steve's hell bent on not only feeding him but also driving him over?
that's chivalry right there. ]We can stop on the store to get condiments on the way to your place.[ but let's be real, he's gonna smoke some more before steve arrives so like would he even know if they don't? ]
( the mom friend vibe is out in full force now, Eddie. )
It's cute that you're so worried about condiments but I have the basics, you know that, right? Unless you're some kinda gourmet hot dog guy, and in that case I might be outta my depth here.
remind me when i sober up, man. or you’re gonna get mom’d again.
the thick baseball park style! i’m not in a two at a time mood, ok.
staying awake. you’re the best, steve. my hero. a real Aragorn coming to save me with hot dogs. [ coherency is going… oops. he’s going to be very high and probably a pain when Steve arrives. ]
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Date: 2022-07-25 12:06 am (UTC)We both know I have beer. You're not driving into a ditch because you're too fixated on cheese and frog people, either, I can pick you up. ( Steve isn't sure he has hot dog things but he can equally buy the fixings, without buying half the snack aisle because he's blazed out of his mind.
...and as hilarious as the mental image of taking a toked Eddie Munson to Big Buy is, he really shouldn't. )
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Date: 2022-07-25 12:49 am (UTC)I'm a great driver, Steve. My driving record is actually very clean!
But fine. If you insist, I'll take a ride in a fancy carriage. [ the beamer is kinda of luxury compared to eddie's van, after all. and who is he to say no if it seems like steve's hell bent on not only feeding him but also driving him over?
that's chivalry right there. ] We can stop on the store to get condiments on the way to your place. [ but let's be real, he's gonna smoke some more before steve arrives so like would he even know if they don't? ]
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Date: 2022-07-27 10:38 pm (UTC)( the mom friend vibe is out in full force now, Eddie. )
It's cute that you're so worried about condiments but I have the basics, you know that, right? Unless you're some kinda gourmet hot dog guy, and in that case I might be outta my depth here.
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Date: 2022-07-28 08:21 pm (UTC)also is it weird to be endeared by this treatment? maybe. call him a sucker for steve harrington though. ] i didn't want to show up empty handed.
nope, i'm simple guy when it comes to hot dogs and how i like them. get the big kind though, i'm hungry.
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Date: 2022-07-29 03:35 am (UTC)( which isn't exactly a don't call me that, either. it's a funny nickname, Steve can handle it. Mr. Mom vibes! )
There's a big kind? Why can't you just eat two? Nevermind. I'll look, all right? Don't pass out on me, I'll be there in half an hour.
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Date: 2022-07-29 04:11 pm (UTC)the thick baseball park style! i’m not in a two at a time mood, ok.
staying awake. you’re the best, steve. my hero. a real Aragorn coming to save me with hot dogs. [ coherency is going… oops. he’s going to be very high and probably a pain when Steve arrives. ]