[ oh, for the love of christ, that's... hideous. dwight cringes just looking at it and adjusts his glasses as if that'll somehow make it look less brutal. ]
Gremlins.
[ he tilts his head, squinting at the picture partly because it's gross and partly because he's trying to see what steve sees in it, and... ]
Yeah. Actually. That's exactly what it looks like. If you tilt your head a little, I mean.
How's it feel? Gotta be a step up from... well, pretty much everything else, right?
Gremlins! Fuck. Yes. Those things. You don't think I squished one of those little guys on the way down, right? Shit. Imagine a trial and they're all the size of the tiny twin, only there's like 20 of them.
( it makes a great movie, slightly horrifying when it's real. sorry in advance if he gave the Entity an idea for a feral baby army, Dwight. )
It's not that bad. At least when I'm sitting still. I've had way worse, and those bruises weren't even kind of funny, so.
[ dwight already can barely handle when that little demon baby thing is running around like a feral animal, he does NOT need to imagine a swarm of gremlins chasing everyone around, thank you very much, steven. ]
No. No, I don't think I will imagine that. Every time I hear the one we've already got, I feel like my neck is gonna shrivel down into my shoulders. One kind-of-Gremlin is more than enough.
[ but now that steve's said it, dwight wouldn't put it past the entity to drop a bunch of little gremlins into its realm just to watch them run wild. and what better test subject that dwight himself? steve better hope the entity has other plans!! ]
Way worse? You fell from the second story and landed on concrete, Steve. After being stabbed. I'm not sure I want to know how it gets worse than that...
[ you know, aside from... being chainsawed to death, or drowned in vomit, etc. but dwight assumes steve's talking about his life before the entity dragged him here, so. those things don't really count. ]
I don't know, they'd be kinda cute. Instead of horrific. Like the thing with 18 hands? What a goddamn nightmare.
( Steve you need to seriously and sincerely reevaluate your understanding of cute. he's dead right about the Dredge though. fuck that guy. HORSE KILLER!!!!! )
Well the stab wound was rough, yeah, it's just we get stabbed all the time here. The time I got beat down by the russian interrogator was pretty bad. Oh, and when the demobats got a headstart on eating me alive. That wasn't a great time. At least nothing tries to eat me here. ...Okay most things don't try to eat me here.
( sorry Hag forgot u existed for a sec there. Demodoggo doesn't count cuz he chews heats just to spit them out bc he's a good boi ❤️ )
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Date: 2022-09-07 02:00 am (UTC)Gremlins.
[ he tilts his head, squinting at the picture partly because it's gross and partly because he's trying to see what steve sees in it, and... ]
Yeah. Actually.
That's exactly what it looks like.
If you tilt your head a little, I mean.
How's it feel?
Gotta be a step up from... well, pretty much everything else, right?
PIZZA WHEN I say again bc I'm clearly hungry
Date: 2022-09-07 03:51 am (UTC)You don't think I squished one of those little guys on the way down, right?
Shit. Imagine a trial and they're all the size of the tiny twin, only there's like 20 of them.
( it makes a great movie, slightly horrifying when it's real. sorry in advance if he gave the Entity an idea for a feral baby army, Dwight. )
It's not that bad. At least when I'm sitting still. I've had way worse, and those bruises weren't even kind of funny, so.
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Date: 2022-09-08 02:47 am (UTC)No.
No, I don't think I will imagine that.
Every time I hear the one we've already got, I feel like my neck is gonna shrivel down into my shoulders.
One kind-of-Gremlin is more than enough.
[ but now that steve's said it, dwight wouldn't put it past the entity to drop a bunch of little gremlins into its realm just to watch them run wild. and what better test subject that dwight himself? steve better hope the entity has other plans!! ]
Way worse?
You fell from the second story and landed on concrete, Steve.
After being stabbed.
I'm not sure I want to know how it gets worse than that...
[ you know, aside from... being chainsawed to death, or drowned in vomit, etc. but dwight assumes steve's talking about his life before the entity dragged him here, so. those things don't really count. ]
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Date: 2022-09-11 03:11 am (UTC)( Steve you need to seriously and sincerely reevaluate your understanding of cute. he's dead right about the Dredge though. fuck that guy. HORSE KILLER!!!!! )
Well the stab wound was rough, yeah, it's just we get stabbed all the time here.
The time I got beat down by the russian interrogator was pretty bad. Oh, and when the demobats got a headstart on eating me alive. That wasn't a great time. At least nothing tries to eat me here.
...Okay most things don't try to eat me here.
( sorry Hag forgot u existed for a sec there. Demodoggo doesn't count cuz he chews heats just to spit them out bc he's a good boi ❤️ )