( what a ridiculous evil plan. SEE? this motherfucker is so damn cute it's excruciating. )
Right now, anyhow. Maybe I'll do some nights if that's when you're working. ( it just makes SENSE that they both get their working over with at the same time, so they can not be working at the same time. it's not a big deal, just being PRACTICAL. )
Tuesday. It's a date. A date date, so you don't get cute with me about it.
( this is NOT a sarcastic "it's a date"!!! just for the record 😤 )
to drive you insane but that was like a sub... bullet or whatever.[ don't ask him what it's actually called, he didn't pay attention to that part of english class. ]
yeah? it'd be nice to match up. maybe i could convince you to stay in bed longer on the days we'd both have a night shift. [ instead of getting up and doing things like exercising!!! ]
tuesday. got it. a date date~ i'll put it on the calendar, mark it and everything. [ they don't have a shared calendar but actually they probably should for practical reasons. steve is definitely going to get back to their place to find a hand-made, very metal version of one pinned to the fridge -- it's arts and crafts time. ]
( well as someone who also didn't pay attention in english, ) A what now? ( in his head he's thinking sandwich ammo. which just can't be right. )
I'll see what I can do. Keith is always a dick about schedules. ...Well, he's a dick to me. Specifically.
You're such a dork. We don't have even have calendar. ( and, just in case "dork" doesn't seem openly fond, as it should, ) It's cute. You're cute. SO cute. Drives me nuts.
like if you have a, the parts that go into making a? or something? [ it makes sense in his head, ok? this is the blind leading the blind. ]
i'd say suck up to him but he's a dick and i don't support going out of ones way for a supervisor in any case
we don't have a calendar yet. yet is the keyword here, babe. [ it will be metal as fuck. ] we're about to take a big step in this whole relationship thing.
and you're pretty cute yourself so i'm trying to catch up. [ maybe others wouldn't be really endeared by the honey-do lists or aggressive reminders to be less of a gremlin and more of a person left around the apartment but eddie's weird enough to be very charmed by them! ]
Uh... okay. ( the blind not going anywhere with the blind, more like. Steve does not feel any more knowledgeable about sub bullets than he was before. but that's okay. even if they do sound kinda delicious. )
You wanna get a calendar? ( that is also cute. far more organized than Steve is used to Eddie being. so the fact he suggested it on his own is like... layered cuteness? compounding cuteness. cuteness mixed with pride. if that makes sense. )
Real smooth, Munson. I don't think you got that much ground to cover, for the record.
yeah? i figured it might be easier to keep track of all the shit we have going on or might have going on in the future? [ which, yeah, so he's thinking about a future together. call him a hopeless romantic but what is happening is they're getting a handmade calendar out of it. ]
that's subjective
i disagree and will stand my ground here. don't make me bite you. [ which is a weird thread to send because it's not really a fucking threat, but pride stops him from back-peddling even if he groans re-reading that. ]you better not be laughing at that.
[ he is 100% aware that there's a 200% chance he's gotten a laugh out of steve. ]
( the calendar thing is cute. Steve might try and find a Metallica one or something, don't say he's not occasionally a romantic. however, there's a much more pressing thing to discuss right about now. )
[ a bought calendar will probably be necessary, actually. after all, eddie doesn't really remember which months have thirty or more days in them.
he lets out a laugh at the response, smiling at his phone. ]a good time, huh?
that mean i'm off no neck biting probation?[ so he got carried away when steve had a shift he picked up at the pool one time. forgive a guy, would you? (it was not one time.) ]
( he has forgiven. but not forgotten!!! do you know how many twelve year olds asked him if he got attacked by a vampire, Edward!!! IT WAS MORE THAN ONE!!! )
I'm open to giving you a trial run. See if you can handle it.
I can handle hickeys if they're places nobody is gonna ask about them.
Sure. Good luck with that. ( Steve's pretty confident about that missing it thing, so he's not too worried about Eddie going through with that threat. )
so on your ass? am i relegated to ass and thigh hickeys forever?( as if he doesn't leave them everywhere over steve's chest anyway, likes to mark him up to take back what the bats messed up on both of them.
but as for the chest hair? steve would be right but!!!! )you'd miss it too if i stopped with all the hair pulling
( so clearly he won't actually go through with it for steve's sake. isn't he the best boyfriend? )
You're being a baby. Last time I checked, I still have to wear a shirt.
Oh, so that's all for me, huh? ( Steve isn't BUYING IT, but Eddie also isn't wrong that he likes it. ) I would miss it, so I guess you better keep it up.
i think you'd love it, actually. i think you'd get a desperate for me ( he really can't say he'll behave because when do either of them, really? so time to focus on that second bit! )
( nothing new there. it is a bit of a bald confession, outside of being horny. thank god both of them are and nobody will overthink that one!!! )
I think you're the one who'd lose it. If you got to use my mouth however you want. You're so damn impatient when I'm sucking you off, if I let you do whatever you want with my mouth you'd be blowing your load before I'm even ready.
and you have no idea how wild that drives me( eddie is sure he does, given that each time steve tells him he wants him? well, it's like it triggers something in his hind brain that's possessive and so turned on it hurts. )
good thing we're young and virile, baby. if that did happen, i'd be good to go again
but you like it when i'm impatient, when i'm all worked up because your mouth is the best thing that's every happened to my dick. you like it when i blow, when i get you messy or come down your throat
( mostly because Eddie will tell him, mid fuck, with wild imagery and words Steve sometimes has to look up later. and he thought he could get rank with his dirty talk. ...rank in a good way? a great way. it's super hot. )
I like impatient, sure. I'm just saying, if you get complete control of my mouth you'd totally lose it. I make it last for you. I don't think you could do it, if you got to fuck my mouth. 0 to 100 and you'll bust right there in my mouth.
turn of phrase, baby( is that how you use that? no idea, he didn't pay attention in english class when grammar was involved! )
i'm managing the mess, baby, like you ask me to when i bust in your mouth. you want it on your face next time? your pecs? want me to hold out and mark you up on top of all the little love bites i leave behind?
( Steve is a bit particular, that much is true. the very start of them fooling around had involved him being precious about his hair, and that hasn't entirely changed. sometimes Eddie being so fucked for him that he sprays all over his face and chest and goddamn eyelashes, at least three different times, is actually kinda hot. and Eddie knows that there are occasions Steve enjoys it, because the monster grins like the cheshire cat, filthy and a little ravenous. and there are some times it happens when it's supposed to be a quickie, Munson! where he's very particular about where the Munson spunk ends up. in occasions like that it is better to just swallow. better safe than sorry. does he like one better than the other?
actually yeah. Steve actually kinda likes that filthy satisfaction of Eddie bucking into his mouth, cum running down his chin. kinda like the trophies that still line his walls, only a lot more primal. I did that. but he knows Eddie likes one better than the other, too, and it's painting every inch of him he can manage. probably for the same reasons. so: )
If you manage to last longer than two minutes, you can put it wherever you want.
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Date: 2023-06-19 04:56 am (UTC)( what a ridiculous evil plan. SEE? this motherfucker is so damn cute it's excruciating. )
Right now, anyhow. Maybe I'll do some nights if that's when you're working. ( it just makes SENSE that they both get their working over with at the same time, so they can not be working at the same time. it's not a big deal, just being PRACTICAL. )
Tuesday. It's a date. A date date, so you don't get cute with me about it.
( this is NOT a sarcastic "it's a date"!!! just for the record 😤 )
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Date: 2023-06-23 08:27 pm (UTC)yeah? it'd be nice to match up. maybe i could convince you to stay in bed longer on the days we'd both have a night shift. [ instead of getting up and doing things like exercising!!! ]
tuesday. got it. a date date~ i'll put it on the calendar, mark it and everything. [ they don't have a shared calendar but actually they probably should for practical reasons. steve is definitely going to get back to their place to find a hand-made, very metal version of one pinned to the fridge -- it's arts and crafts time. ]
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Date: 2023-07-09 05:42 am (UTC)I'll see what I can do. Keith is always a dick about schedules. ...Well, he's a dick to me. Specifically.
You're such a dork. We don't have even have calendar. ( and, just in case "dork" doesn't seem openly fond, as it should, ) It's cute. You're cute. SO cute. Drives me nuts.
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Date: 2023-07-21 06:49 pm (UTC)i'd say suck up to him but he's a dick and i don't support going out of ones way for a supervisor in any case
we don't have a calendar yet. yet is the keyword here, babe. [ it will be metal as fuck. ] we're about to take a big step in this whole relationship thing.
and you're pretty cute yourself so i'm trying to catch up. [ maybe others wouldn't be really endeared by the honey-do lists or aggressive reminders to be less of a gremlin and more of a person left around the apartment but eddie's weird enough to be very charmed by them! ]
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Date: 2023-08-10 01:38 am (UTC)You wanna get a calendar? ( that is also cute. far more organized than Steve is used to Eddie being. so the fact he suggested it on his own is like... layered cuteness? compounding cuteness. cuteness mixed with pride. if that makes sense. )
Real smooth, Munson. I don't think you got that much ground to cover, for the record.
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Date: 2023-09-15 12:31 am (UTC)that's subjective
i disagree and will stand my ground here. don't make me bite you. [ which is a weird thread to send because it's not really a fucking threat, but pride stops him from back-peddling even if he groans re-reading that. ] you better not be laughing at that.
[ he is 100% aware that there's a 200% chance he's gotten a laugh out of steve. ]
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Date: 2023-09-15 01:58 am (UTC)Don't threaten me with a good time, Munson.
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Date: 2023-09-15 02:19 am (UTC)he lets out a laugh at the response, smiling at his phone. ] a good time, huh?
that mean i'm off no neck biting probation?[ so he got carried away when steve had a shift he picked up at the pool one time. forgive a guy, would you? (it was not one time.) ]
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Date: 2023-09-17 06:43 pm (UTC)I'm open to giving you a trial run. See if you can handle it.
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Date: 2023-09-17 06:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-09-18 03:14 am (UTC)Keep them where small children won't ask about them and we'll go from there.
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Date: 2023-09-18 07:10 pm (UTC)also how do you feel about turtlenecks now that it's not ball sweat season?
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Date: 2023-10-20 08:46 pm (UTC)( okay, cranky. but the cranky hides the true misery. 😭😭😭 those goddamn bats RUINED his beach body!!! )
If I have a turtleneck on you can't see my chest hair. Considering how often you're tugging on it, I think you'd miss it. ( B R A T )
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Date: 2023-11-08 05:29 am (UTC)( which like, is his attempt at being persuasive when someone pulls THAT!!!! ) we can cut a hole in the turtleneck
but i guess you're right. i have been doing it too much. maybe i should stop
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Date: 2023-11-11 02:31 am (UTC)Sure. Good luck with that. ( Steve's pretty confident about that missing it thing, so he's not too worried about Eddie going through with that threat. )
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Date: 2023-11-14 06:53 pm (UTC)but as for the chest hair? steve would be right but!!!! ) you'd miss it too if i stopped with all the hair pulling
( so clearly he won't actually go through with it for steve's sake. isn't he the best boyfriend? )
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Date: 2023-11-19 06:43 pm (UTC)Oh, so that's all for me, huh? ( Steve isn't BUYING IT, but Eddie also isn't wrong that he likes it. ) I would miss it, so I guess you better keep it up.
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Date: 2023-12-04 06:25 am (UTC)I guess I will then. I might double down next time you go down on me, double feature in hair pulling.
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Date: 2023-12-04 09:06 pm (UTC)( again with threatening him with a good time, Edward!!! Steve is a little stuck on that idea for a second, turning over in his head. )
What, you don't think I could handle it?
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Date: 2023-12-09 02:50 am (UTC)( nothing new there. it is a bit of a bald confession, outside of being horny. thank god both of them are and nobody will overthink that one!!! )
I think you're the one who'd lose it. If you got to use my mouth however you want. You're so damn impatient when I'm sucking you off, if I let you do whatever you want with my mouth you'd be blowing your load before I'm even ready.
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Date: 2023-12-28 05:40 pm (UTC)good thing we're young and virile, baby. if that did happen, i'd be good to go again
but you like it when i'm impatient, when i'm all worked up because your mouth is the best thing that's every happened to my dick. you like it when i blow, when i get you messy or come down your throat
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Date: 2023-12-31 03:57 am (UTC)( mostly because Eddie will tell him, mid fuck, with wild imagery and words Steve sometimes has to look up later. and he thought he could get rank with his dirty talk. ...rank in a good way? a great way. it's super hot. )
I like impatient, sure. I'm just saying, if you get complete control of my mouth you'd totally lose it. I make it last for you. I don't think you could do it, if you got to fuck my mouth. 0 to 100 and you'll bust right there in my mouth.
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Date: 2024-01-01 03:49 am (UTC)i'm managing the mess, baby, like you ask me to when i bust in your mouth. you want it on your face next time? your pecs? want me to hold out and mark you up on top of all the little love bites i leave behind?
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Date: 2024-01-01 04:42 am (UTC)actually yeah. Steve actually kinda likes that filthy satisfaction of Eddie bucking into his mouth, cum running down his chin. kinda like the trophies that still line his walls, only a lot more primal. I did that. but he knows Eddie likes one better than the other, too, and it's painting every inch of him he can manage. probably for the same reasons. so: )
If you manage to last longer than two minutes, you can put it wherever you want.
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