No, I do think you get to overrule me on bat bite scarring, actually. If yours is badass mine can't be that bad, right? Right.
( it's easier to get in his head about it, if he focuses on just himself. Steve isn't quite the douchebag everyone remembers him being, though what other people think of him probably still matters more than it should. he needs to stop worrying about what strangers will think and be a bit more grateful that he has three people in his life willing to dive into certain danger to save him. that's what matters. really, it is — the scars aren't pretty, but they're a lot better than being dead.
if he thinks Eddie's healing scars are something important, then his are too. they're a part of them, now. proof they managed to survive. pretty ungrateful to complain about some scar tissue when they both managed to make it out of the nigh impossible. )
Good one. I appreciate you implying anyone would believe I managed to fight a bear. ( is it weird that an actual bear is probably scarier to him now than upside down shit? yes. probably. definitely! it's just he's never had to tangle with a bear before. a faceless monster from the murder dimension is practically a yearly thing at this point. )
Not yet, but maybe. There's an opening for a swim instructor. I just figure I should reteach my brain what it was like to swim without threat of being attacked by sentient tentacles before I am expected to keep small children afloat on my own. I've been doing laps in my parents pool off and on all day.
( and he is getting better at not feeling a mild sense of panic the entire time! improvement. )
I still think the scars look better with the hair and the tattoos and the rings and everything. But I'll take the vote of confidence, anyway. Thanks.
i mean, everyone believes an earthquake rocked hawkins' shit which is wild to me, by the way you guys have been handling this fucking alternate dimension bullshit for like years now, and no one knows anything about it?? i feel like you could tell someone you fought three bears and they wouldn't bat an eye
[ then again, eddie didn't know anything about it either until a girl levitated and then folded into a pretzel on his living room ceiling, so. ]
knock on wood no bears get any crazy ideas now that i've said it we're probably doomed so you better watch your back
[ eddie's a magnet for trouble and bad luck, it seems. a fucking bear would come and try to fuck his shit up if it knew he was making jokes.
anyway. eddie can't really relate to the fear of swimming, but he does get it. sometimes you get dragged to the bottom of a lake by the ankle, and big bodies of water feel ominous and threatening. sometimes you get swarmed and eaten half to death by demon bats, and suddenly it feels like someone's punched a panic button every time a bird or a fucking butterfly swoops too close without warning. trauma is - fucking weird. he can't judge steve in the slightest. good for him for trying to handle his own shit. ]
say the word and i'll come sit and watch you know, just in case you need someone to dive in after you again
I think they just... don't wanna know about it. You know? The reality is there, and they'd rather blame something else. Something that makes more sense. I get it, honestly. I used to be like that too.
( he was worried about stupid shit like his girlfriend sleeping with someone else and his stupid pissbaby pride and Nancy was out trying to slay a demogorgon because he wasn't willing to buy that there was a faceless monster roaming in the woods outside his house. it frustrates him now,, when the entire town is like yeah, the nerd that takes in lonely freshman, that's our satanic murderer. that makes TOTAL sense!
but seeing the Upside Down splitting the town in half is a lot, for a town that's happy to keep their eyes closed. even as kids disappear and people die. )
Last word around town was Jonathan beat my face in, and I'm sure Billy bragged about doing the same. I think you're the only person in town that thinks that I could take a bear. Not even I think I could take a bear. I wouldn't have made it against those demobats if you everyone didn't show up.
( Eddie just fixates on the part where he bit the head off of one, Steve was super losing that fight up until Nancy showed up with her oar. )
Oh yeah? You're gonna fish me out if I freeze up? ( STEVE DON'T MAKE JOKES ABOUT DROWNING BUDDY JESUS ) Tattoos? Uh... no. No, not really. Not that I'm against them! Or anything. They're fucking cool, actually. I just... wouldn't know what to get. Plus you gotta know you're gonna like it forever, right?
yeah guess it just kinda sucks when you're the thing that "makes more sense"
[ he means being the leader of a satantic cult, who also summoned the devil to middle of nowhere indiana and killed three kids. which obviously is not true, but. you know. it's somehow, somehow more palatable than an inter-dimensional dark wizard beefing with a 14 year old. whatever, it's fine. he's as over it as he can be. ]
give me some time to workshop a play by play about this bear attack/rescue mission and i promise all of hawkins will be calling you steve "the bear" harrington
[ ha ha. stupid joke. at least it wasn't steve bearington.
anyway. once upon a time eddie said he wouldn't have dived into a lake after steve if it weren't for the way nancy and robin immediately jumped in after him after he'd been dragged down to the bottom, if he hadn't been convinced by their courage and their bravery and their loyalty. now, though, it seems like an easy choice. sure, they're talking about an unlikely scenario in an 8ft deep swimming pool, but eddie wouldn't hesitate now. ]
yeah i'll use that little net thing pool skimmer, whatever it's called scoop you right out
[ gotta make sure he's not too serious about it!! ]
the thing about tattoos, harrington is that they can be covered up if you grow out of them or if they turn out bad got a d20 on my chest once, only the guy fucked up the number placements bothered me enough that i covered it up with something else "forever" only really matters if you decide you actually don't want any tattoos after you've already gotten them
Yeah. It sucks. ( Steve hasn't even technically been the thing that makes more sense. he's more experienced with being the thing that doesn't make sense, so, you don't see it at all. the first time he got obliterated by Billy and Demodogs, he really thought there'd be uncomfortable questions.
apparently a swollen face is a reasonable facet of boys being boys. even this time around, a bruise straight across his neck merited looks, and no questions. he used to think that it was a good thing, that Midwesterners were too socially repressed to ask! it just... doesn't feel that great, though. actually.
it's fine. Eddie joking about skimming him out of his own pool does feel pretty good, so he'll focus on that instead. ) You'd need a pretty big skimmer for that. I think we've got one of those ... you know, the floaty doughnuts? Just toss me one of those.
Yeah? And that works? ( it is slightly reassuring, though probably not enough to get inked any time soon. Steve doesn't even know what he'd get. what does he like enough to have permanently scrawled on him? his friends? he is not getting Dustin's face etched on his body, as much as he adores the kid. maybe something for Robin? but what if she moves off for school and he never sees her again? then a sailor hat or some saying in pig latin living on his arm forever is gonna really bum him out.
he needs to stop thinking about what he would get, because he's not getting anything! damn you, Eddie, you better not have awakened anything in this soft midwestern boy.
perhaps he should have focused more on a tattoo he's not gonna get. it would have saved him from thinking about Eddie's. because now he's curious. what does a tattoo that's covered up look like, anyway? ) Can I see it? The tat you got changed, I mean.
[ eddie actually laughs to himself for a minute over this. don't ask him why. maybe it's because he can picture steve's face while he's reading it, can picture the sincerity with which he says it. ]
you mean a lifesaver? nah, actually, nevermind floaty doughnut is so much better, thank you
[ god. floaty doughnut. it's a good thirty seconds worth of a distraction, until steve asks to see his tattoo, the cover-up. eddie 'sobers' up a little, so to speak, looks down at himself, at the shirt he's wearing. he pulls down the collar of his shirt, and though it's an old shirt, it still only stretches far enough to expose the black widow on his chest, and not the ghoulish demon head he actually got to cover up the botched d20 that came before it. hmm. ]
uhh yeah yeah, one sec
[ and then eddie sets his phone down for a second so he can hike his shirt up on one side, slide one arm out so his shirt sits kind of diagonally across his torso with half of his chest and one shoulder exposed. when he takes a picture, he purposely leaves most of his face out of it, cropped from the mouth down. among the many healing scars are his two tattoos, one of which - the demon - is a little fucked up because the demobats weren't kind enough to avoid his ink when they were trying to eat him alive. eddie sends the picture before he can second guess himself. ]
bottom one's a little fucked but it used to be where the demon's mouth is can't really even tell it was there at all if you don't know what you're looking for i guess it also helps that the d20 was a shitty stick and poke so the ink faded pretty quick
[ most if not all of his tattoos are stick and pokes, actually, but apparently this one was just. the worst of them. ]
You knew what I meant, asshole. ( Steve is slightly embarrassed, since he knows it has a proper name, and it floated on by like a... well, like a life preserver on a lazy river. perhaps all these blows to the head have not been the greatest for his memory. still, whatever, Eddie did get what he meant.
and okay, floaty doughnut is a little funny, if INCREDIBLY ACCURATE for the thing he was forgetting the name of.
and!! speaking!!!! of second guessing things. Steve supposes, after he's already asked, that asking a guy for a picture of a tat on his chest is. perhaps strange. look, they're talking about tattoos, right? maybe it's not. Eddie doesn't seem the sort to not say hey, fuck face, you don't really need a picture of my tits, actually if he had something against it. right? this is just a pursuit of knowledge! a distraction to dogpaddling past the panic in his parent's pool. nothing to get caught up on.
eventually the picture filters in. to his credit, Steve does try and focus on tattoo. it's a gnarly little face, kinda cute (probably not the take he's supposed to have). if it is hiding a dice, it's not noticeably, as promised.
at some point, inevitably, he realizes he's looking at. more. than the tattoo. this is more of Eddie he's ever seen, and it's. not the first time, not really, that he's found himself staring too long at another guy. and fuck, at least! at least this time, the guy isn't an asshole. so, that's an upgrade, from being annoyed with himself for finding Billy Hargrove attractive, just. objectively. but that's not why Eddie sent the damn picture. so Steve needs to stop thinking about how the tattoos and lanky lines of his body pair nicely together. yup, stopping, right now. thought process abandoned! )
Stick and poke, huh? Thats, uh. An interesting way to phrase it. ( thank god there's always being a dumb boy to distract from untoward thoughts! )
He's cool. I like the hair. How much ink have you even got, Munson? My old man would have murdered me if I got a tattoo when I was still in school.
that's what they're called!!! you dirty little pervert
[ eddie's laughing though, because he's not immune to dumb, childish jokes, apparently. stick and poke really does sound kind of suspicious if you know nothing about tattoos, now that he thinks about it. that steve immediately jumped to making a joke about it only speaks to him not having any ink, but also, now eddie's thinking about, uh - other shit. you know, the context that makes the joke funny in the first place, which is a weird thing to be thinking about while texting a dude with his shirt half off.
eddie drags one hand over the bottomn half of his face, takes a second to try and worm his way back into his shirt without putting his phone down, which proves harder than expected, but he manages anyway. ]
my old man probably would have given me one himself if i'd asked
[ which is... not a brag. eddie's dad isn't really in his life anymore for a reason - namely because he's in prison, and has been for years and years, but he also wasn't the... greatest parent, even before he was locked up. despite his outward appearance and his general attitude, eddie's made a pretty big effort to not turn out like him (and then he got accused of summoning the devil, slaughtering his classmates, and then hot wired a goddamn winnebego but we don't talk about that). ]
i've got quite a few? the two on my chest a wyvern on the back of my right arm (picture a dragon but with like 2 legs instead of 4) couple bats on the outside right forearm, right hip a demon being puppeteered by a floating hand, same arm small coffin on the back of my neck some shit in elvish, left bicep had a couple others, but those shithead demobats took them with them
Really, that's what they're called. ( why is the name for cheap tattoos you don't think about much before you get them so horny?? as someone uninitiated, maybe Steve just doesn't get it. that must be it. )That's... uh... that's cool. ( cooler than getting murdered for disappointing the family name, for sure. parenting isn't really about being cool, though, now is it. it's the second time Eddie has ever made mention of his dad, and the first time was about how he taught him to hotwire. it... paints a picture, for sure.
a picture that feels bad, if you look at it too long. )
Holy shit. That many? ( the problem about Eddie being so damn specific about where his tattoos are is it is really quite difficult not to envision them, actually. it's a better mental picture than father/son bonding moments that involve illegal activity and underage ink, at least it has that going for it, but that was definitely not Eddie's intention so he should. stop. thinking about it. )
Bats? No fucking way, are you serious? ( what are the chances that the guy would get half eaten by faceless bats when he has a bunch of bat tattoos? at least that thought is distracting! ) Damn. How do you decide what you want to get? I can't even think of one thing I'd want, and you had a baker's dozen going before the bats slowed you down.
yeah, that's what they're called. you get a needle of some kind sewing, safety pin, whatever, though a tattoo-grade needle works best. as long as it can be sterilized, it doesn't really matter. you get some ink, and you stick and poke over and over with the needle takes a lot longer, costs a lot less
[ especially when you do 'em yourself. ]
yeah. bats. and a black widow what are the fucking odds, right?
[ gets chomped on by bats, vecna is super into spiders, apparently. it all kind of feels like a weird omen, if he thinks about it too hard, so he tends to. not do that, if he can help it. his bat tattoos were some of his favorites before The Incident in The Upside Down, and he still likes them a lot, but it's... kind of weird sometimes now, in the aftermath, to look down and see them just chilling on his arm, on his hip, like the plethora of scarring spread all across his body isn't reminder enough. ]
floaty doughnut baker's dozen you know, if that swimming instructor gig doesn't work out i've got some other ideas i could float your way
[ like a bakery. with a cute little hat. he never got to see the scoops uniform, but he'll be damned if he misses whatever little get-up they'd put steve in at a bakery. those are thoughts for... later. though. tattoos. they're talking about his tattoos. ]
i just kind of... get whatever i feel like in the moment if i don't already have something in mind i got the bats because... well, ozzy. and also because i thought bats were cool (jury's out on how i feel about them now) got the d20 because duh, d&d covered that with the demon because i needed something big enough to work as a coverup, and my buddy drew it up and i thought it looked badass the coffin is for my band the elvish is i don't know, just something that stuck with me there's not too much rhyme or reason to it honestly at least not for me i just get what i want and don't sweat too much about how i might feel about it later like i said, something can always be covered up if i change my mind
( this is truly the most horrific thing Steve has ever heard, Edward. and literally you two have talked about being eaten alive by bats before. ) Jesus, Munson, are you being serious right now? ( Steve wriggles uncomfortably, and he's just thinking about being poked by an inky needle "over and over". nope. NOPE! that's a hard nope. )
You've got balls of steel, dude. Fucking hate needles. And that's before a Russian interrogator stuck a two inch needle in my neck. No way, man. No way.
( well, so much for Steve ever getting himself a tattoo. even if one in a parlor wouldn't be quite as macabre as a stick and poke (which suddenly sounds way less horny, by the way), the mental image is definitely working against him now. )
I'll try the guitar but you're gonna have to take point on ink, Eddie. I'll just look at yours instead of ... sticking and poking, thanks.
as a heart attack, harrington relax, it's not that bad you barely feel it after the first couple minutes
[ at least he doesn't, but he also tends to get kinda high whenever he's getting inked, so maybe that's not so true. maybe he does feel it the entire time, and the weed just helps to make it more tolerable. who knows. ]
anyway, don't get all worked up about it i'm not gonna force you to get any tattoos you don't want, big buy the guitar'll do enough as it is
[ for steve's... image. not that steve needs anything to help improve it, because he's hot as shit as is, but. whatever. whatever, it's fine. eddie's got enough tattoos for the both of them. unless... ]
could always get a sheet of temporaries slap 'em on, see how you feel
[ wait. wait wait. ]
hold on hold on hold on russian interrogator? you got like, what kgb'd and i somehow don't know about this? like, you guys mentioned the russians at the mall but i didn't know they got your ass
So, that doesn't make me feel even remotely better.
( it hurts so bad you stop feeling it?? that's so fucked, oh man. this is activating his fight or flight response. Steve isn't scared of pain, not really, he'll handle it when he has to.
but continuous poking with a needle until he goes numb? yea, that's not a has to. )
I know, I know. I'm cool. ( totally chill. he's fine! thanks for asking. ) Right, I'll get one of those winky faces and big butterflies, see if I can rock it.
( SARCASM. BTW. how rude to suggest he try baby tattoos just cuz he doesn't want to be impaled by a needle over and over!! 😤 )
Oh yeah. We ended up in their... secret headquarters, or whatever. Managed to knock out one guard but then we were pinned down, and Robin and I couldn't get to the conveniently tiny people sized escape hatch, so, we got tied to chairs and interrogated. Who do you work for, and shit, like a spy movie. Only I didn't have a cool James Bond answer, because I worked at Scoops Ahoy. Yup. And then the big pointy truth serum needle, yeah. That's how that went down.
( it doesn't seem like a real thing that could happen, sounds like total bullshit! it did, though!!! there is a lie of exclusion here, leaving out the part where he spitballed giving Russians free ice cream in hopes they'd stop hitting him. what good would it do Eddie to know he got his shit kicked in by a KGB agent? it wouldn't. so, he'll just. not. mention. )
you gotta let me put it on you though get as close to the real experience as possible
[ just. not gonna mention that it's totally possible for someone to tattoo themselves. not gonna mention that he did half of his on his own. no hidden agenda here. ]
none of that shit sounds real, steve you know that right? like, i believe you 100% absolutely would not though if i hadn't seen all the shit that i've seen but jesus christ man
this is what i mean though, like everyone knows about the mall fire sorry, "mall fire" but nobody knows about the secret evil russian lair just hanging out, what below the food court?
[ whatever. of course no one would notice!! he's like - this close to giving up on the entire population of hawkins. blind, all of them. ... granted, he didn't know about it either, but he also was never a mall rat. shame, really, since he missed out on steve in a dumb little sailor outfit. all that blackmail potential, gone. ]
whatever. but hey, at least there weren't any big secrets for them to needle out of you, right? god forbid the russians got their hands on scoops's rocky road secret recipe
( ugh. Eddie is. just the worst!! Steve was literally mad at him, two seconds ago. something something baby tattoo! 😤 remember? only apparently no, no he does not, because now the guy is bullshitting about smacking wet paper on Steve's skin, as if he could not possibly do it himself. all about the authenticity of the experience, obviously! )
You better be good, then. I'm not blowing ten cents on a shitty application. You think they've got temporary bats? Because I want a bat. Yeah.
( bat wounds and bat tattoos, they'll just be twins in every way, apparently. only Steve's will wash off eventually. )
I know. It doesn't sound real to me, either, and I was the guy tied to a chair. Sometimes I think it didn't all happen, it was just... you know, a bad trip. From the Russian truth drugs. If Robin didn't remember it too, I think I'd go nuts. Which... I don't know. Is that fucked up? Maybe I should wish she didn't remember, that it was just me, or something. But I don't. It'd be so much worse if it was just me.
( did that make sense? did... did he just make that too heavy? shit. luckily Eddie is already being stupid. does the work for him. )
Whoa, respect the secret formula, man. It was our best seller. You ever go to Scoops? Obviously the Russians wanted in on that Rocky Road.
oh, i'm the best, baby i use distilled water and everything as professional as they come
[ this is so stupid. this is so stupid, and yet, eddie's smiling to himself like a goddamn idiot over temporary tattoos. stupid. ]
"how do you decide what to get, eddie? i don't know what i would even want!" you, two minutes ago and now you're telling me you want a bat see, it's not that hard
[ a bat though. he had to pick a bat. is it weird that he feels kinda flattered, even though it probably has like. nothing to do with him and everything to do with the fact that he got chewed up by a couple and then went ozzy on one in return? probably. it's probably weird. he's gotta stop thinking about steve with bat tattoos immediately. ]
i don't think that's fucked up i mean maybe it would be if you had actually been alone and wished that shit on someone else but i don't think it's weird to like... be grateful that you weren't alone you've got someone who can understand what it was like and she's got that too
[ eddie pauses for a second, chews on the inside of his cheek in contemplation, pull some of his hair across his mouth as he thinks and stares down at his phone. ]
is it fucked up that i'm kinda glad i'm not the only one who got like bat filleted (fillet'd? idk what the fuck the past tense of that is, you know what i mean) like obviously i'm not thrilled that you got attacked too but it's like. no one else gets it
[ this is... also stupid, and not the fun kind like when they were talking about temporary tattoos. ]
nevermind, i don't really know what i'm saying
also no i passed by once on the way out didn't go inside though counter was kind of crowded, line was basically out the door must have been the rocky road feel like i missed out though tell me you know the recipe, harrington
All right, yeah, I trust you. First time and everything, glad to be in good hands.
( his first time getting (temporary) tattooed, Eddie, get your mind out of the gutter!! )
It's different when it'll rub off with mineral oil, man. I know, I know, you can cover it, yeah yeah. Just saying it's easier to commit to something that comes off.
( they both are... painfully aware how much it sucks to be stuck with a mark you decide you don't like, after all!! )
Plus no goddamn stick and poke. I feel like that deserves emphasis. No sticking. No poking.
( it's a safe place to stay. pointless talk about temporary tattoos, sticking and poking. rocky road ice cream. it is in Steve's nature to want to stay there, not dwell. not think. still, the confession feels bare enough that he can't just veer around it. )
If it's fucked up, I already said that I was grateful for Robin was with me when I got tortured by Russians, so... So I guess we're both fucked up. I get it. Not just... the bat thing. Being glad it isn't just me.
( because he's done that too. like when Billy Hargrove nearly sent him to kingdom come, and when it was all over he only had his concussion and regrets to keep him company. )
Nah, man. I didn't get to mix it, just scoop it. But honestly it all tastes about the same, just imagine the stupid sailor outfits when you eat it. Same difference.
( they have come full circle. once again, out of context, if you squint... this just sounds so horny! at least Steve was in the loop this time, you know? he knows it's not!! right? right. it's not. )
Tattoos are like Pringles, huh? I'm guessing it's not quite like that with the temporary ones. Maybe you're right, though, and I'll be back. Gotta say, a mark that doesn't have to do with how something tried to murder me would be an exciting change at this point.
( as the one that had to wear the scoops uniform, Steve has no clue they're still in the gutter. mostly because working at Scoops Ahoy was the most undesirable he has ever felt. )
You didn't miss anything, I think the Hawkins High gym uniform covered more. ( which is saying something, because those were some remarkably tiny green shorts!! )
The hat was the worst part. Completely fucked with my hair. If you're really dying for the full scoops experience, though, you could always borrow the uniform. Sailors have tattoos and shit, right? I bet you could pull it off.
$5. i'm telling you. you got more than just bat bites?
[ considering all the shit he's heard about the past couple years, he wouldn't be surprised. but also that's a little sad. dude deserves a break from getting his ass kicked.
and eddie deserves a break from inappropriate thoughts about steve. at the mention of the gym uniform (one he never wore because he mostly ditched gym, he'd rather eat glass than play basketball for a grade), eddie immediately pictures it, and because he's talking to steve - well, obviusly he's gotta picture it one someone (he's a very visual person, it's not his fault), and like. it's fine? it's fine. t-shirt and stupid green shorts. it's fine.
except it's not fine because the gym uniform was mentioned as reference for scoops' little get-up, and now he's thinking about that, even though he doesn't really know what it looks like, but he has an imagination for a reason. he's good at. visualizing.
christ. eddie wishes he had a pool right about now, because he'd dive in head first, clothes on and everything. fuck, even just a stupid little kiddie pool, and he'd dunk his head right in just to shock his brain into thinking about literally anything else. ]
( honestly Steve gets hit in the face so goddamn much it's astonishing it hasn't been reduced to some kinda putty. but there's a weird cut here, a strange scar there. all relatively easy to ignore, compared to bat eaten sides. nobody would think twice looking at them, Steve is sporty and a little airheaded, makes total sense he'd be a little marked up.
if only Steve had the option to not think about them, too. )
I mean, yeah. The place exploded, hard to return the uniform?
( maybe he should have burned it or something, just for the sense of catharsis. but he got to be Robin's schmuck in that uniform. Steve is too sentimental to get rid of a memento of meeting his lesbian wife. )
[ more than just bat bites. like steve, eddie's also had his share of ass-kickings, though probably for very different reasons. it was worse when he was younger, before people went from pushing him around to steering clear of him in hallways and hiding whispers behind their hands, but he's also got a handful of marks from... stupid shit. reckless teenager bullshit, but none of it compares to his most recent set of scars. ]
i mean yeah, i get it, the store is gone i just thought maybe you'd have like thrown it away, donated it
either way, couldn't pay me to put it on you got any pictures of it though? be warned that if you say no that i'm not above asking buckley
[ well. that's one way to rip the gutter right off the house. not that - not that eddie isn't into "chicks" or anything, because he is, but. you know. sobering reminder that steve is, in fact, as straight as they come. ]
right maybe that's it.
[ ha ha. ]
i don't know, maybe stay puft marshmallow man? endless opportunities
[ the kids dressed up as ghostbusters for halloween once, maybe one of them would figure out what to do with it!! not that eddie was around for that costume, but still. ]
i don't buy that you can't have grown that much in a year
( that's him, so straight. thanks for noticing, Eddie. frankly, Steve doesn't entirely know what he is, and straight isn't entirely wrong, either. he's... mostly straight. but Robin likes girls, and he's okay with that. used to be even the concept of a guy being into another guy was something he'd instantly reject, it's just. he's not. that person anymore.
and he's... he's thought things. wondered. things that don't feel entirely straight. but being maybe bisexual in small town midwest is pretty goddamn difficult, actually. everyone assumes you are straight, and you assume everyone else is straight, too. how the hell are you supposed to know a guy might be interested?
surely they won't stroll up to you and call you big boy. )
What the hell is a Stay Puft Marshmallow Man? ( how does Steve literally work at a video rental place and not know these things?? ) Nevermind, the marshmallow part alone tells me all I really need to know.
I'm serious, Munson. It's been a year since then. And after the whole... russian interrogation thing? Kinda made a point not to be so shrimpy next time the world decided to nearly end.
( and he's definitely not. bigger in the arms, the thighs, and the shoulders. would it get on his body still? yes. would it fit the same? absolutely not. )
Fine. Goddamn it.
( a photograph is included under extreme duress here, Eddie!! but if he kept his uniform as a memento of his lesbian wife, of course he has pictures of him in it with said wife. of course he does. )
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Date: 2022-07-31 04:10 am (UTC)If yours is badass mine can't be that bad, right? Right.
( it's easier to get in his head about it, if he focuses on just himself. Steve isn't quite the douchebag everyone remembers him being, though what other people think of him probably still matters more than it should. he needs to stop worrying about what strangers will think and be a bit more grateful that he has three people in his life willing to dive into certain danger to save him. that's what matters. really, it is — the scars aren't pretty, but they're a lot better than being dead.
if he thinks Eddie's healing scars are something important, then his are too. they're a part of them, now. proof they managed to survive. pretty ungrateful to complain about some scar tissue when they both managed to make it out of the nigh impossible. )
Good one. I appreciate you implying anyone would believe I managed to fight a bear. ( is it weird that an actual bear is probably scarier to him now than upside down shit? yes. probably. definitely! it's just he's never had to tangle with a bear before. a faceless monster from the murder dimension is practically a yearly thing at this point. )
Not yet, but maybe. There's an opening for a swim instructor. I just figure I should reteach my brain what it was like to swim without threat of being attacked by sentient tentacles before I am expected to keep small children afloat on my own.
I've been doing laps in my parents pool off and on all day.
( and he is getting better at not feeling a mild sense of panic the entire time! improvement. )
I still think the scars look better with the hair and the tattoos and the rings and everything.
But I'll take the vote of confidence, anyway. Thanks.
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Date: 2022-07-31 06:49 am (UTC)which is wild to me, by the way
you guys have been handling this fucking
alternate dimension bullshit for like years now, and no one knows anything about it??
i feel like you could tell someone you fought three bears and they wouldn't bat an eye
[ then again, eddie didn't know anything about it either until a girl levitated and then folded into a pretzel on his living room ceiling, so. ]
knock on wood no bears get any crazy ideas
now that i've said it we're probably doomed so you better watch your back
[ eddie's a magnet for trouble and bad luck, it seems. a fucking bear would come and try to fuck his shit up if it knew he was making jokes.
anyway. eddie can't really relate to the fear of swimming, but he does get it. sometimes you get dragged to the bottom of a lake by the ankle, and big bodies of water feel ominous and threatening. sometimes you get swarmed and eaten half to death by demon bats, and suddenly it feels like someone's punched a panic button every time a bird or a fucking butterfly swoops too close without warning. trauma is - fucking weird. he can't judge steve in the slightest. good for him for trying to handle his own shit. ]
say the word and i'll come sit and watch
you know, just in case you need someone to dive in after you again
[ and not for any other reason. ]
you ever thought about getting any tattoos?
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Date: 2022-08-01 12:56 am (UTC)( he was worried about stupid shit like his girlfriend sleeping with someone else and his stupid pissbaby pride and Nancy was out trying to slay a demogorgon because he wasn't willing to buy that there was a faceless monster roaming in the woods outside his house. it frustrates him now,, when the entire town is like yeah, the nerd that takes in lonely freshman, that's our satanic murderer. that makes TOTAL sense!
but seeing the Upside Down splitting the town in half is a lot, for a town that's happy to keep their eyes closed. even as kids disappear and people die. )
Last word around town was Jonathan beat my face in, and I'm sure Billy bragged about doing the same. I think you're the only person in town that thinks that I could take a bear. Not even I think I could take a bear. I wouldn't have made it against those demobats if you everyone didn't show up.
( Eddie just fixates on the part where he bit the head off of one, Steve was super losing that fight up until Nancy showed up with her oar. )
Oh yeah? You're gonna fish me out if I freeze up? ( STEVE DON'T MAKE JOKES ABOUT DROWNING BUDDY JESUS ) Tattoos? Uh... no. No, not really. Not that I'm against them! Or anything. They're fucking cool, actually. I just... wouldn't know what to get. Plus you gotta know you're gonna like it forever, right?
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Date: 2022-08-01 04:21 pm (UTC)guess it just kinda sucks when you're the thing that "makes more sense"
[ he means being the leader of a satantic cult, who also summoned the devil to middle of nowhere indiana and killed three kids. which obviously is not true, but. you know. it's somehow, somehow more palatable than an inter-dimensional dark wizard beefing with a 14 year old. whatever, it's fine. he's as over it as he can be. ]
give me some time to workshop a play by play about this bear attack/rescue mission and i promise all of hawkins will be calling you steve "the bear" harrington
[ ha ha. stupid joke. at least it wasn't steve bearington.
anyway. once upon a time eddie said he wouldn't have dived into a lake after steve if it weren't for the way nancy and robin immediately jumped in after him after he'd been dragged down to the bottom, if he hadn't been convinced by their courage and their bravery and their loyalty. now, though, it seems like an easy choice. sure, they're talking about an unlikely scenario in an 8ft deep swimming pool, but eddie wouldn't hesitate now. ]
yeah
i'll use that little net thing
pool skimmer, whatever it's called
scoop you right out
[ gotta make sure he's not too serious about it!! ]
the thing about tattoos, harrington
is that they can be covered up if you grow out of them
or if they turn out bad
got a d20 on my chest once, only the guy fucked up the number placements
bothered me enough that i covered it up with something else
"forever" only really matters if you decide you actually don't want any tattoos after you've already gotten them
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Date: 2022-08-02 02:12 am (UTC)apparently a swollen face is a reasonable facet of boys being boys. even this time around, a bruise straight across his neck merited looks, and no questions. he used to think that it was a good thing, that Midwesterners were too socially repressed to ask! it just... doesn't feel that great, though. actually.
it's fine. Eddie joking about skimming him out of his own pool does feel pretty good, so he'll focus on that instead. ) You'd need a pretty big skimmer for that. I think we've got one of those ... you know, the floaty doughnuts? Just toss me one of those.
Yeah? And that works? ( it is slightly reassuring, though probably not enough to get inked any time soon. Steve doesn't even know what he'd get. what does he like enough to have permanently scrawled on him? his friends? he is not getting Dustin's face etched on his body, as much as he adores the kid. maybe something for Robin? but what if she moves off for school and he never sees her again? then a sailor hat or some saying in pig latin living on his arm forever is gonna really bum him out.
he needs to stop thinking about what he would get, because he's not getting anything! damn you, Eddie, you better not have awakened anything in this soft midwestern boy.
perhaps he should have focused more on a tattoo he's not gonna get. it would have saved him from thinking about Eddie's. because now he's curious. what does a tattoo that's covered up look like, anyway? ) Can I see it? The tat you got changed, I mean.
it's not the same icon if it's farther away right. right.
Date: 2022-08-02 02:54 am (UTC)[ eddie actually laughs to himself for a minute over this. don't ask him why. maybe it's because he can picture steve's face while he's reading it, can picture the sincerity with which he says it. ]
you mean a lifesaver?
nah, actually, nevermind
floaty doughnut is so much better, thank you
[ god. floaty doughnut. it's a good thirty seconds worth of a distraction, until steve asks to see his tattoo, the cover-up. eddie 'sobers' up a little, so to speak, looks down at himself, at the shirt he's wearing. he pulls down the collar of his shirt, and though it's an old shirt, it still only stretches far enough to expose the black widow on his chest, and not the ghoulish demon head he actually got to cover up the botched d20 that came before it. hmm. ]
uhh yeah
yeah, one sec
[ and then eddie sets his phone down for a second so he can hike his shirt up on one side, slide one arm out so his shirt sits kind of diagonally across his torso with half of his chest and one shoulder exposed. when he takes a picture, he purposely leaves most of his face out of it, cropped from the mouth down. among the many healing scars are his two tattoos, one of which - the demon - is a little fucked up because the demobats weren't kind enough to avoid his ink when they were trying to eat him alive. eddie sends the picture before he can second guess himself. ]
bottom one's a little fucked but
it used to be where the demon's mouth is
can't really even tell it was there at all if you don't know what you're looking for
i guess it also helps that the d20 was a shitty stick and poke so the ink faded pretty quick
[ most if not all of his tattoos are stick and pokes, actually, but apparently this one was just. the worst of them. ]
i consulted with top experts and they said it is different in fact ur good
Date: 2022-08-02 06:00 am (UTC)and okay, floaty doughnut is a little funny, if INCREDIBLY ACCURATE for the thing he was forgetting the name of.
and!! speaking!!!! of second guessing things. Steve supposes, after he's already asked, that asking a guy for a picture of a tat on his chest is. perhaps strange. look, they're talking about tattoos, right? maybe it's not. Eddie doesn't seem the sort to not say hey, fuck face, you don't really need a picture of my tits, actually if he had something against it. right? this is just a pursuit of knowledge! a distraction to dogpaddling past the panic in his parent's pool. nothing to get caught up on.
eventually the picture filters in. to his credit, Steve does try and focus on tattoo. it's a gnarly little face, kinda cute (probably not the take he's supposed to have). if it is hiding a dice, it's not noticeably, as promised.
at some point, inevitably, he realizes he's looking at. more. than the tattoo. this is more of Eddie he's ever seen, and it's. not the first time, not really, that he's found himself staring too long at another guy. and fuck, at least! at least this time, the guy isn't an asshole. so, that's an upgrade, from being annoyed with himself for finding Billy Hargrove attractive, just. objectively. but that's not why Eddie sent the damn picture. so Steve needs to stop thinking about how the tattoos and lanky lines of his body pair nicely together. yup, stopping, right now. thought process abandoned! )
Stick and poke, huh? Thats, uh. An interesting way to phrase it. ( thank god there's always being a dumb boy to distract from untoward thoughts! )
He's cool. I like the hair.
How much ink have you even got, Munson? My old man would have murdered me if I got a tattoo when I was still in school.
makes some extra shit up don't @ me
Date: 2022-08-02 10:04 pm (UTC)you dirty little pervert
[ eddie's laughing though, because he's not immune to dumb, childish jokes, apparently. stick and poke really does sound kind of suspicious if you know nothing about tattoos, now that he thinks about it. that steve immediately jumped to making a joke about it only speaks to him not having any ink, but also, now eddie's thinking about, uh - other shit. you know, the context that makes the joke funny in the first place, which is a weird thing to be thinking about while texting a dude with his shirt half off.
eddie drags one hand over the bottomn half of his face, takes a second to try and worm his way back into his shirt without putting his phone down, which proves harder than expected, but he manages anyway. ]
my old man probably would have given me one himself if i'd asked
[ which is... not a brag. eddie's dad isn't really in his life anymore for a reason - namely because he's in prison, and has been for years and years, but he also wasn't the... greatest parent, even before he was locked up. despite his outward appearance and his general attitude, eddie's made a pretty big effort to not turn out like him (and then he got accused of summoning the devil, slaughtering his classmates, and then hot wired a goddamn winnebego but we don't talk about that). ]
i've got
quite a few? the two on my chest
a wyvern on the back of my right arm (picture a dragon but with like 2 legs instead of 4)
couple bats on the outside right forearm, right hip
a demon being puppeteered by a floating hand, same arm
small coffin on the back of my neck
some shit in elvish, left bicep
had a couple others, but those shithead demobats took them with them
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Date: 2022-08-02 11:23 pm (UTC)a picture that feels bad, if you look at it too long. )
Holy shit. That many? ( the problem about Eddie being so damn specific about where his tattoos are is it is really quite difficult not to envision them, actually. it's a better mental picture than father/son bonding moments that involve illegal activity and underage ink, at least it has that going for it, but that was definitely not Eddie's intention so he should. stop. thinking about it. )
Bats? No fucking way, are you serious? ( what are the chances that the guy would get half eaten by faceless bats when he has a bunch of bat tattoos? at least that thought is distracting! ) Damn. How do you decide what you want to get? I can't even think of one thing I'd want, and you had a baker's dozen going before the bats slowed you down.
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Date: 2022-08-02 11:52 pm (UTC)you get a needle of some kind
sewing, safety pin, whatever, though a tattoo-grade needle works best. as long as it can be sterilized, it doesn't really matter.
you get some ink, and you stick and poke over and over with the needle
takes a lot longer, costs a lot less
[ especially when you do 'em yourself. ]
yeah. bats.
and a black widow
what are the fucking odds, right?
[ gets chomped on by bats, vecna is super into spiders, apparently. it all kind of feels like a weird omen, if he thinks about it too hard, so he tends to. not do that, if he can help it. his bat tattoos were some of his favorites before The Incident in The Upside Down, and he still likes them a lot, but it's... kind of weird sometimes now, in the aftermath, to look down and see them just chilling on his arm, on his hip, like the plethora of scarring spread all across his body isn't reminder enough. ]
floaty doughnut
baker's dozen
you know, if that swimming instructor gig doesn't work out
i've got some other ideas i could float your way
[ like a bakery. with a cute little hat. he never got to see the scoops uniform, but he'll be damned if he misses whatever little get-up they'd put steve in at a bakery. those are thoughts for... later. though. tattoos. they're talking about his tattoos. ]
i just kind of... get whatever i feel like in the moment if i don't already have something in mind
i got the bats because... well, ozzy. and also because i thought bats were cool
(jury's out on how i feel about them now)
got the d20 because duh, d&d
covered that with the demon because i needed something big enough to work as a coverup, and my buddy drew it up and i thought it looked badass
the coffin is for my band
the elvish is
i don't know, just something that stuck with me
there's not too much rhyme or reason to it honestly
at least not for me
i just get what i want and don't sweat too much about how i might feel about it later
like i said, something can always be covered up if i change my mind
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Date: 2022-08-03 12:13 am (UTC)You've got balls of steel, dude. Fucking hate needles. And that's before a Russian interrogator stuck a two inch needle in my neck. No way, man. No way.
( well, so much for Steve ever getting himself a tattoo. even if one in a parlor wouldn't be quite as macabre as a stick and poke (which suddenly sounds way less horny, by the way), the mental image is definitely working against him now. )
I'll try the guitar but you're gonna have to take point on ink, Eddie.
I'll just look at yours instead of ... sticking and poking, thanks.
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Date: 2022-08-03 12:25 am (UTC)relax, it's not that bad
you barely feel it after the first couple minutes
[ at least he doesn't, but he also tends to get kinda high whenever he's getting inked, so maybe that's not so true. maybe he does feel it the entire time, and the weed just helps to make it more tolerable. who knows. ]
anyway, don't get all worked up about it
i'm not gonna force you to get any tattoos you don't want, big buy
the guitar'll do enough as it is
[ for steve's... image. not that steve needs anything to help improve it, because he's hot as shit as is, but. whatever. whatever, it's fine. eddie's got enough tattoos for the both of them. unless... ]
could always get a sheet of temporaries
slap 'em on, see how you feel
[ wait. wait wait. ]
hold on
hold on hold on
russian interrogator?
you got like, what
kgb'd and i somehow don't know about this?
like, you guys mentioned the russians at the mall
but i didn't know they got your ass
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Date: 2022-08-03 12:56 am (UTC)( it hurts so bad you stop feeling it?? that's so fucked, oh man. this is activating his fight or flight response. Steve isn't scared of pain, not really, he'll handle it when he has to.
but continuous poking with a needle until he goes numb? yea, that's not a has to. )
I know, I know. I'm cool. ( totally chill. he's fine! thanks for asking. ) Right, I'll get one of those winky faces and big butterflies, see if I can rock it.
( SARCASM. BTW. how rude to suggest he try baby tattoos just cuz he doesn't want to be impaled by a needle over and over!! 😤 )
Oh yeah. We ended up in their... secret headquarters, or whatever.
Managed to knock out one guard but then we were pinned down, and Robin and I couldn't get to the conveniently tiny people sized escape hatch, so, we got tied to chairs and interrogated.
Who do you work for, and shit, like a spy movie.
Only I didn't have a cool James Bond answer, because I worked at Scoops Ahoy.
Yup.
And then the big pointy truth serum needle, yeah.
That's how that went down.
( it doesn't seem like a real thing that could happen, sounds like total bullshit! it did, though!!! there is a lie of exclusion here, leaving out the part where he spitballed giving Russians free ice cream in hopes they'd stop hitting him. what good would it do Eddie to know he got his shit kicked in by a KGB agent? it wouldn't. so, he'll just. not. mention. )
i just noticed my typo, how dumb i hate everything asdaslk
Date: 2022-08-03 01:18 am (UTC)get as close to the real experience as possible
[ just. not gonna mention that it's totally possible for someone to tattoo themselves. not gonna mention that he did half of his on his own. no hidden agenda here. ]
none of that shit sounds real, steve
you know that right?
like, i believe you 100%
absolutely would not though if i hadn't seen all the shit that i've seen
but jesus christ man
this is what i mean though, like
everyone knows about the mall fire
sorry, "mall fire"
but nobody knows about the secret evil russian lair just hanging out, what
below the food court?
[ whatever. of course no one would notice!! he's like - this close to giving up on the entire population of hawkins. blind, all of them. ... granted, he didn't know about it either, but he also was never a mall rat. shame, really, since he missed out on steve in a dumb little sailor outfit. all that blackmail potential, gone. ]
whatever.
but hey, at least there weren't any big secrets for them to needle out of you, right?
god forbid the russians got their hands on scoops's rocky road secret recipe
it is ok i could feel the big boy i just knew
Date: 2022-08-03 01:47 am (UTC)You better be good, then. I'm not blowing ten cents on a shitty application.
You think they've got temporary bats? Because I want a bat. Yeah.
( bat wounds and bat tattoos, they'll just be twins in every way, apparently. only Steve's will wash off eventually. )
I know. It doesn't sound real to me, either, and I was the guy tied to a chair.
Sometimes I think it didn't all happen, it was just... you know, a bad trip. From the Russian truth drugs.
If Robin didn't remember it too, I think I'd go nuts.
Which... I don't know. Is that fucked up? Maybe I should wish she didn't remember, that it was just me, or something.
But I don't. It'd be so much worse if it was just me.
( did that make sense? did... did he just make that too heavy? shit. luckily Eddie is already being stupid. does the work for him. )
Whoa, respect the secret formula, man. It was our best seller.
You ever go to Scoops? Obviously the Russians wanted in on that Rocky Road.
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Date: 2022-08-03 02:11 am (UTC)i use distilled water and everything
as professional as they come
[ this is so stupid. this is so stupid, and yet, eddie's smiling to himself like a goddamn idiot over temporary tattoos. stupid. ]
"how do you decide what to get, eddie? i don't know what i would even want!"
you, two minutes ago
and now you're telling me you want a bat
see, it's not that hard
[ a bat though. he had to pick a bat. is it weird that he feels kinda flattered, even though it probably has like. nothing to do with him and everything to do with the fact that he got chewed up by a couple and then went ozzy on one in return? probably. it's probably weird. he's gotta stop thinking about steve with bat tattoos immediately. ]
i don't think that's fucked up
i mean maybe it would be if you had actually been alone and wished that shit on someone else
but i don't think it's weird to like... be grateful that you weren't alone
you've got someone who can understand what it was like
and she's got that too
[ eddie pauses for a second, chews on the inside of his cheek in contemplation, pull some of his hair across his mouth as he thinks and stares down at his phone. ]
is it fucked up that i'm kinda glad i'm not the only one who got like
bat filleted (fillet'd? idk what the fuck the past tense of that is, you know what i mean)
like obviously i'm not thrilled that you got attacked too
but it's like. no one else gets it
[ this is... also stupid, and not the fun kind like when they were talking about temporary tattoos. ]
nevermind, i don't really know what i'm saying
also no
i passed by once on the way out
didn't go inside though
counter was kind of crowded, line was basically out the door
must have been the rocky road
feel like i missed out though
tell me you know the recipe, harrington
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Date: 2022-08-03 03:52 am (UTC)( his first time getting (temporary) tattooed, Eddie, get your mind out of the gutter!! )
It's different when it'll rub off with mineral oil, man.
I know, I know, you can cover it, yeah yeah.
Just saying it's easier to commit to something that comes off.
( they both are... painfully aware how much it sucks to be stuck with a mark you decide you don't like, after all!! )
Plus no goddamn stick and poke. I feel like that deserves emphasis. No sticking. No poking.
( it's a safe place to stay. pointless talk about temporary tattoos, sticking and poking. rocky road ice cream. it is in Steve's nature to want to stay there, not dwell. not think. still, the confession feels bare enough that he can't just veer around it. )
If it's fucked up, I already said that I was grateful for Robin was with me when I got tortured by Russians, so...
So I guess we're both fucked up.
I get it. Not just... the bat thing.
Being glad it isn't just me.
( because he's done that too. like when Billy Hargrove nearly sent him to kingdom come, and when it was all over he only had his concussion and regrets to keep him company. )
Nah, man. I didn't get to mix it, just scoop it.
But honestly it all tastes about the same, just imagine the stupid sailor outfits when you eat it. Same difference.
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Date: 2022-08-03 09:08 pm (UTC)it's a slippery slope
no one stops at just one
[ yeah, yeah. they're talking about temporary tattoos, but still. it's fun to tease steve, if only a little. ]
i'll bet $5 as soon as it starts to fade you're gonna miss it
and you'll come crawling to me for another and another
[ are they... talking about. tattoos? where did this gutter come from? shit. okay, keep moving, munson. ]
i'm not sure i ever really got a good look at that little uniform
[ wHY is the gUTTER still hERE??? ]
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Date: 2022-08-04 12:08 am (UTC)Tattoos are like Pringles, huh? I'm guessing it's not quite like that with the temporary ones.
Maybe you're right, though, and I'll be back.
Gotta say, a mark that doesn't have to do with how something tried to murder me would be an exciting change at this point.
( as the one that had to wear the scoops uniform, Steve has no clue they're still in the gutter. mostly because working at Scoops Ahoy was the most undesirable he has ever felt. )
You didn't miss anything, I think the Hawkins High gym uniform covered more. ( which is saying something, because those were some remarkably tiny green shorts!! )
The hat was the worst part. Completely fucked with my hair.
If you're really dying for the full scoops experience, though, you could always borrow the uniform.
Sailors have tattoos and shit, right? I bet you could pull it off.
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Date: 2022-08-04 12:22 am (UTC)you got more than just bat bites?
[ considering all the shit he's heard about the past couple years, he wouldn't be surprised. but also that's a little sad. dude deserves a break from getting his ass kicked.
and eddie deserves a break from inappropriate thoughts about steve. at the mention of the gym uniform (one he never wore because he mostly ditched gym, he'd rather eat glass than play basketball for a grade), eddie immediately pictures it, and because he's talking to steve - well, obviusly he's gotta picture it one someone (he's a very visual person, it's not his fault), and like. it's fine? it's fine. t-shirt and stupid green shorts. it's fine.
except it's not fine because the gym uniform was mentioned as reference for scoops' little get-up, and now he's thinking about that, even though he doesn't really know what it looks like, but he has an imagination for a reason. he's good at. visualizing.
christ. eddie wishes he had a pool right about now, because he'd dive in head first, clothes on and everything. fuck, even just a stupid little kiddie pool, and he'd dunk his head right in just to shock his brain into thinking about literally anything else. ]
hold on. you still have it?
[ no. stoP IT. ]
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Date: 2022-08-04 12:36 am (UTC)( honestly Steve gets hit in the face so goddamn much it's astonishing it hasn't been reduced to some kinda putty. but there's a weird cut here, a strange scar there. all relatively easy to ignore, compared to bat eaten sides. nobody would think twice looking at them, Steve is sporty and a little airheaded, makes total sense he'd be a little marked up.
if only Steve had the option to not think about them, too. )
I mean, yeah. The place exploded, hard to return the uniform?
( maybe he should have burned it or something, just for the sense of catharsis. but he got to be Robin's schmuck in that uniform. Steve is too sentimental to get rid of a memento of meeting his lesbian wife. )
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Date: 2022-08-04 12:48 am (UTC)me too
[ more than just bat bites. like steve, eddie's also had his share of ass-kickings, though probably for very different reasons. it was worse when he was younger, before people went from pushing him around to steering clear of him in hallways and hiding whispers behind their hands, but he's also got a handful of marks from... stupid shit. reckless teenager bullshit, but none of it compares to his most recent set of scars. ]
i mean
yeah, i get it, the store is gone
i just thought maybe you'd have like
thrown it away, donated it
either way, couldn't pay me to put it on
you got any pictures of it though?
be warned that if you say no that i'm not above asking buckley
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Date: 2022-08-04 01:19 am (UTC)( she would....... really have to be into scars. at this point. BUT MAYBE THAT CHICK IS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE. )
Who would want it? Donald Duck, when he decides to give pants a try?
( he's joking, but also seriously what would be the point in donating it. who would want a scoops uniform. see, even Eddie wouldn't wear it! )
No pictures.
And don't get any ideas, it wouldn't fit me anymore, anyway.
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Date: 2022-08-04 02:22 am (UTC)right
maybe that's it.
[ ha ha. ]
i don't know, maybe
stay puft marshmallow man?
endless opportunities
[ the kids dressed up as ghostbusters for halloween once, maybe one of them would figure out what to do with it!! not that eddie was around for that costume, but still. ]
i don't buy that
you can't have grown that much in a year
texting robin
as we speak
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Date: 2022-08-04 02:53 am (UTC)and he's... he's thought things. wondered. things that don't feel entirely straight. but being maybe bisexual in small town midwest is pretty goddamn difficult, actually. everyone assumes you are straight, and you assume everyone else is straight, too. how the hell are you supposed to know a guy might be interested?
surely they won't stroll up to you and call you big boy. )
What the hell is a Stay Puft Marshmallow Man? ( how does Steve literally work at a video rental place and not know these things?? ) Nevermind, the marshmallow part alone tells me all I really need to know.
I'm serious, Munson. It's been a year since then.
And after the whole... russian interrogation thing?
Kinda made a point not to be so shrimpy next time the world decided to nearly end.
( and he's definitely not. bigger in the arms, the thighs, and the shoulders. would it get on his body still? yes. would it fit the same? absolutely not. )
Fine. Goddamn it.
( a photograph is included under extreme duress here, Eddie!! but if he kept his uniform as a memento of his lesbian wife, of course he has pictures of him in it with said wife. of course he does. )
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