Great ideas but neither were options at the time. Besides, a bat can keep you safer than a Carebear. ...Does this mean you've got stuffed animals kickin' around, Munson?
No, no. Not under your pillow. Put it between your mattresses, that way you won't give yourself an awkward haircut on accident.
My mom got me this dog stuffed animal because we couldn't have a real dog.
[ it's kind of the only thing he has left of her, so naturally it holds a sentimental value. he's never getting rid of that thing. ]
Ouch, that really does sound like a bad time. I can't imagine rolling over onto a knife to be all that great, either, even if it doesn't result in any accidental hair loss.
[ this is one of those instances where it's a good thing this is by text and not in person or Steve would definitely hear the fondness in Eddie's voice. ]
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Date: 2022-10-23 11:37 pm (UTC)No, no. Not under your pillow. Put it between your mattresses, that way you won't give yourself an awkward haircut on accident.
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Date: 2022-10-24 02:59 pm (UTC)Oh. Yeah, no, that's actually a better idea, I'll keep that in mind for tonight.
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Date: 2022-10-29 04:13 am (UTC)( he's not judging so much as curious! Eddie Munson having stuffed animals is frankly not that weird, considering the rest of the guy's everything. )
Yeah it is. Trust me you don't want that kinda close shave. I rolled over onto the bat once, it was a bad time.
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Date: 2022-11-06 03:04 am (UTC)My mom got me this dog stuffed animal because we couldn't have a real dog.
[ it's kind of the only thing he has left of her, so naturally it holds a sentimental value. he's never getting rid of that thing. ]
Ouch, that really does sound like a bad time. I can't imagine rolling over onto a knife to be all that great, either, even if it doesn't result in any accidental hair loss.
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Date: 2022-11-06 03:32 am (UTC)( which is to say: he gets it. )
Yeah, no. So between the mattresses. Trust me. And it's a knife, so, you won't even have to sleep weird.
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Date: 2022-11-09 02:23 am (UTC)[ this is one of those instances where it's a good thing this is by text and not in person or Steve would definitely hear the fondness in Eddie's voice. ]
Who's to say I don't naturally sleep weird?
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Date: 2022-11-09 02:30 am (UTC)( secret is safe here, Eddie. you know, the secret that is already incredibly apparent to Dustin. )
You do everything weird, but I'm pretty sure even you wouldn't choose to sleep over a lump in your mattress.
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Date: 2022-11-11 09:18 pm (UTC)[ not only would they never hear the end of it, but Dustin hasn't been known to keep a damn secret to himself. ]
Only out of extreme laziness.
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Date: 2022-11-11 10:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-11-14 09:56 pm (UTC)