cherry's better. ( sadly not because of warrant because they're not a band yet :( )
you're getting all worked up over it like you do actually fuck weird shit, amigo. don't people fuck cows and sheep out here in middle of nowhere, america?
The lady is protesting the exact right amount, thanks. You goddamn creep.
( 😤 he doesn't fuck pies OR cows!!! the worst thing he's ever fucked is being super rude to him in this chat rn!!! 😤 Steve is very unused to Billy's belligerent flirting, it's so much hard to read sometimes.
less hard to read is completely uncoded handjob offers. tho considering Billy is being rude, it is probably not a genuine offer. )
I'm nearly out of weed, that's all. Maybe I'll need it more later. ( less of a "well Cindy standing me up sucks I guess" and more of a "dear god I need to think about something besides how I nearly died or I'm gonna lose my mind". )
( ITS A SAYING BILLY!!! AND YOU USED IT FIRST 😤 Steve is so flustered by being called princess the whiplash of Billy considering sharing his stash is frankly staggering. )
You're feeling generous. ( press x to doubt. ) What's the catch? It's not exactly generous if you want something for it.
i am. ( wow, rude. what he wants is mutually beneficial here. )i'm just trying to help you with both of you problems tonight, harrington. don't throw away my benevolence.
I only have one problem, and getting free pie really helped.
( this is just asking for Billy to be the worst again, though, and look. Steve is only human. he got stood up and fooling around was part of why he asked Cindy out in the fist place. so, benevolence or malevolence, he's destined to be a dumbass. )
I think you're full of shit, Hargrove, but fine. I can help with that first thing you're after.
not enough weed and no sex sounds like two problems, dude.
but sure if you're being prissy and don't want to get high, we can still have a good time. am i meeting your mansion so i can get a hand on your dick and you can get your mouth on something better than pie? ( because he's well aware that harrington will probably suck him off without him having to put in that much effort on that one. )
I didn't say I didn't have enough, just that I don't want to waste it.
( Steve is on a bit of a high horse about not buying his own weed, like if he never goes through the transaction himself his father won't have a leg to stand on lecturing him about becoming a stoner and throwing his life away. it's stupid, if he'd just get over himself, he'd have plenty. so far he has yet to get over himself, though. )
No, not here. My mom is home for the weekend. Something is happening at the club, I guess. ( club as in country club. does Billy still want to put his hand on this upper middle class dick? ) So got any other bright ideas?
since when is smoking the weed you're supposed to smoke, wasting it?
at the club? jesus. meet me at the quarry then, i know a few spots no one checks. ( apparently even that club comment is not enough for billy to not want to get off. somehow that's harrington's fault. )
I've got better things to do than get toasted all the time.
( lie, but how he gonna tell Billy when he's out he's out and somehow he feels more like a sad stoner if he buys his own weed? he can't, so, lie it is. )
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Date: 2022-10-12 02:30 am (UTC)How's the pie treating you?
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Date: 2022-10-12 02:36 am (UTC)A lot better before you brought up dicks in it, gotta say.
( not that it's gonna stop him from eating it, actually, but... really billy, wtf )
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Date: 2022-10-12 02:52 am (UTC)you're getting all worked up over it like you do actually fuck weird shit, amigo. don't people fuck cows and sheep out here in middle of nowhere, america?
whatever. smoke a joint, dude. relax.
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Date: 2022-10-12 02:56 am (UTC)( of all the angles he expected the "a girl stood me up" to go, it wasn't this one. is this... better? ?? ? Steve isn't even sure. )
If they do, I don't know about it. And I'm glad to keep it that way.
Maybe I will, it'd go good with the pie.
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Date: 2022-10-12 03:38 am (UTC)i'm just fucking with you, man. ( and maybe enjoying that too much? ) i wouldn't have gone anywhere near your dick if i thought you fucked cows.
so what's stopping you? you want a pity handjob with your pity pie?
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Date: 2022-10-12 03:46 am (UTC)( 😤 he doesn't fuck pies OR cows!!! the worst thing he's ever fucked is being super rude to him in this chat rn!!! 😤 Steve is very unused to Billy's belligerent flirting, it's so much hard to read sometimes.
less hard to read is completely uncoded handjob offers. tho considering Billy is being rude, it is probably not a genuine offer. )
I'm nearly out of weed, that's all. Maybe I'll need it more later. ( less of a "well Cindy standing me up sucks I guess" and more of a "dear god I need to think about something besides how I nearly died or I'm gonna lose my mind". )
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Date: 2022-10-12 03:57 am (UTC)lucky for you, i might have just stocked up and happen to be feeling generous.
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Date: 2022-10-12 04:02 am (UTC)( ITS A SAYING BILLY!!! AND YOU USED IT FIRST 😤 Steve is so flustered by being called princess the whiplash of Billy considering sharing his stash is frankly staggering. )
You're feeling generous. ( press x to doubt. ) What's the catch? It's not exactly generous if you want something for it.
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Date: 2022-10-12 04:35 am (UTC)i am. ( wow, rude. what he wants is mutually beneficial here. ) i'm just trying to help you with both of you problems tonight, harrington. don't throw away my benevolence.
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Date: 2022-10-14 02:40 am (UTC)( this is just asking for Billy to be the worst again, though, and look. Steve is only human. he got stood up and fooling around was part of why he asked Cindy out in the fist place. so, benevolence or malevolence, he's destined to be a dumbass. )
I think you're full of shit, Hargrove, but fine. I can help with that first thing you're after.
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Date: 2022-10-17 05:55 pm (UTC)but sure if you're being prissy and don't want to get high, we can still have a good time. am i meeting your mansion so i can get a hand on your dick and you can get your mouth on something better than pie? ( because he's well aware that harrington will probably suck him off without him having to put in that much effort on that one. )
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Date: 2022-10-21 06:46 am (UTC)( Steve is on a bit of a high horse about not buying his own weed, like if he never goes through the transaction himself his father won't have a leg to stand on lecturing him about becoming a stoner and throwing his life away. it's stupid, if he'd just get over himself, he'd have plenty. so far he has yet to get over himself, though. )
No, not here. My mom is home for the weekend. Something is happening at the club, I guess. ( club as in country club. does Billy still want to put his hand on this upper middle class dick? ) So got any other bright ideas?
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Date: 2022-11-07 01:56 am (UTC)at the club? jesus. meet me at the quarry then, i know a few spots no one checks. ( apparently even that club comment is not enough for billy to not want to get off. somehow that's harrington's fault. )
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Date: 2022-11-07 02:10 am (UTC)( lie, but how he gonna tell Billy when he's out he's out and somehow he feels more like a sad stoner if he buys his own weed? he can't, so, lie it is. )
Fine. Quarry. When? Now?
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Date: 2022-11-07 02:21 am (UTC)yeah, now. [ no dilly-dallying with the fucking pie when there are handjobs at stake! ]