I didn't say that you could keep it hidden. Just that you might try.
( if she WAS sneakin around drinkin w cute girls KNOW that he would find out!! might as well not bother, tbh )
I'm already your designated driver, but just so you know I have a designated couch if it's a get drunk enough that sleeping under your bed makes sense sort of night.
( nothing to argue here, just knowing noises. brutal )
No, actually, it wouldn't have ruined anything, because I wouldn't have had to freak out for two hours straight about your untimely death because I could see you snoring on my couch before I went to work.
Whatever, I could be better at hiding stuff than you.
Okay, I can see a point there. Kinda feel like you could have also just showed up here and checked, in that two hour stretch. And also the odds are really extremely slim that it's even possible I could ___ without you there. (Does that sufficiently count as not saying it?)
( oh, Robin. it is cute that you think you could get away without him checking in on your health after a concerning text message. that was a very awkward phonecall with your mom, by the way. )
Hey. When you put it that way, it sounds more likely you'd keel over when I'm around. ( which is... technically true, but also, rude!!! )
[ nah, this doesn't diminish his mom friend cred. can't caretake as well from far away well, maybe the revenge bit, but that can be chalked up to the 'friend' half ]
You believe in hangover cures? There's this grilled cheese from Roccos I used to get any time I overdid it at a party and still had to haul ass through practice.
It's not ulterior motives, it's... fallback motives. Motives that only apply if you can't keep down a grilled cheese. I'm not throwing out a perfectly good grilled cheese.
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Date: 2022-10-03 01:25 am (UTC)( which would be meeting a GIIIIIIRRLLLLLLL, mostly. )
Maybe so your mom wouldn't notice? That makes drunk sense. Not sober sense. You not being in bed is something she'd notice.
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Date: 2022-10-03 01:30 am (UTC)[ she could have managed it for a day maybe but there would have inevitably been a Panic ]
huh, yeah, that could definitely have been my logic
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Date: 2022-10-03 02:20 am (UTC)( if she WAS sneakin around drinkin w cute girls KNOW that he would find out!! might as well not bother, tbh )
I'm already your designated driver, but just so you know I have a designated couch if it's a get drunk enough that sleeping under your bed makes sense sort of night.
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Date: 2022-10-04 01:58 am (UTC)[ oh, how easily the argue switch gets tripped ]
Okay but see, if I'd called you for that it would've ruined the nice thing I was doing by being respectful of the fact that you had to open
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Date: 2022-10-04 02:26 am (UTC)( nothing to argue here, just knowing noises. brutal )
No, actually, it wouldn't have ruined anything, because I wouldn't have had to freak out for two hours straight about your untimely death because I could see you snoring on my couch before I went to work.
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Date: 2022-10-07 04:21 pm (UTC)Okay, I can see a point there. Kinda feel like you could have also just showed up here and checked, in that two hour stretch. And also the odds are really extremely slim that it's even possible I could ___ without you there. (Does that sufficiently count as not saying it?)
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Date: 2022-10-09 06:22 pm (UTC)( oh, Robin. it is cute that you think you could get away without him checking in on your health after a concerning text message. that was a very awkward phonecall with your mom, by the way. )
Hey. When you put it that way, it sounds more likely you'd keel over when I'm around. ( which is... technically true, but also, rude!!! )
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Date: 2022-10-11 05:43 pm (UTC)[ okay, yeah, she should have expected or realized he would do that ]
please briefly consider the percentage of time we spend together and then revisit whether or not you're offended by that statement
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Date: 2022-10-12 01:25 am (UTC)Fine, I guess I'm not that offended. Just a little offended. Because you're definitely not going to ____ over my watch.
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Date: 2022-10-14 12:52 pm (UTC)so let's find a new one
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Date: 2022-10-16 10:20 pm (UTC)You think you'll be too hungover after work hours for a movie night?
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Date: 2022-10-16 11:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-10-17 12:51 am (UTC)Deal. I'm still trying to decide if I'll obnoxiously eat something greasy next to you in payback.
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Date: 2022-10-18 01:48 am (UTC)well, maybe the revenge bit, but that can be chalked up to the 'friend' half ]
if I puke on you, it's your own fault
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Date: 2022-10-18 02:09 am (UTC)You believe in hangover cures? There's this grilled cheese from Roccos I used to get any time I overdid it at a party and still had to haul ass through practice.
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Date: 2022-10-18 09:16 pm (UTC)I don't know if I believe in them or not but it's worth a shot
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Date: 2022-10-21 02:32 am (UTC)( win win, in his opinion 😇 )
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Date: 2022-10-21 01:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-10-21 03:19 pm (UTC)